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  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    Can anyone tell me how this guy makes a living ?! What does he actually do? Howard can't pay him that much to style him so terribly
     
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    Howard will throw money at anything if it means its one less thing he is responsible for doing himself.

    If he can afford a full time IT guy just to watch porn on his iPad, believe me he can pay Ralph $100,000 to be his "boy".

    Mere pocket change to Howard.
     
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    Anfkid I Fucked Lever For The Bacon Gold

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    "Don't forget Howard, I know all your secrets!"
     
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    Anfkid I Fucked Lever For The Bacon Gold

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    and he know's ralph's

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    Free word association? Ralph?=Douche
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    All jokes aside: Ralph is the real-life total douchebag/asshole/shitstain that Howard really is underneath all of his insecurities that force him to keep his true self closeted while maintaining a false self to the world pretending to be the kind of person who would be more "respectable." Ralph's official :quote:job:quote: is buying Howard's clothes and laying them out for him once a week...for which he gets paid approximately 80K/year...and everybody knows how :quote:necesary:quote: a job that is, especially when you're married to a supermodoe who shops online constantly and when you have world-renowned clothing designers clamoring to have you wear the same stupid shit Ralph buys and talk about it on the air the same way Howard does anyway. He also gets approx $1000 per GT show. His real job, and the only reason that he's been on HS's payroll in any capacity for 20+ years in the first place is to allow HS to bond with someone who lives outwardly every low-life thing that Howard hides inwardly and who shares all the vapid real-life interests of the man-child who really reads comic books and is fascinated by celebrity gossip and super heroes.
     
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    Maybe he doesn't make much, but what expenses does Ralph have? No wife or ex-wives, no kids. Probably has a modest little apartment with his comics and action figures that he's totally content with like a pig in shit.
     
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    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    Ralph has a beer can cock. You do the math.
     
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    Ralph = Kato. The question is, will he ever have to go to bat for Howard? Say you what you want about Kato, he stood by O.J. til' the bitter end.
     
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    Ralph is Howard's bum boy.
     
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    Whether or not him and Howard continue fucking, he will forever be paid in hush money.

    Has anyone ever seen the goofy shit Howard is dressed in? I don't think that's what Ralph is being paid to do. Beth. the high fashion model wife, can't do that? EXACTLY.
     
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    i get that the show sucks, but everything isn't a conspiracy :hat:
     
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    He sucks a mean cock, and steals money from the poker table and the waiters tips off the table at Nobu.

    Allegedly.
     
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    Wow !! You make way more sense than any so called Doctor or Shrink that Howard has ever spent hours and millions on. You missed your calling and your payday but Thanks for the insight
     
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    No "Allegedly" necessary, there were enough witnesses, the thieving cunt.
     
  19. ClumpyStern

    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    Thanks, but they get the big bucks for the difficult cases; psychoanalyzing HS doesn't really require going very "deep" into their training. The dude preaches about "evolution" and "appreciation" and "integrity" and "honesty" but the only friend he has for whom he's found an excuse to keep on his payroll and on all his contracts as a "priority" for doing nothing happens to be the exact opposite of all that shit Howard preaches and claims to uphold. On the other hand, only a real Phd could possibly figure out how to stretch that diagnosis out to a decade and a half of therapy and to the tune of a few million bucks. Cue Deniro's Cape Fear laugh.
     
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    Ralph gets paid to be a sycophantic, surely the dawg saloon has no ill will to their own kind. It's great work if you can get it but like a hooker I heard on the HBO documentary "Hookers at the Point",
    "Ain't no socicl secuuriidy is hooeing" meaning I doubt that when Howard will be paying Ralph when he retires and I doubt Ralph has a plan for that. So all things will balance out.
     
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    There was a time when at least Ralph could bring something to the show when like whenever anyone would bring to his attention what a douche he is. Now he does nothing for the HSS show. Geektime is my favorite real show on the channels, so thanks to Ralph for that. He's not a Geek at all in my opinion. He's just a shill for Apple. Apple - the electronics for people who incapable of changing a battery or moving a file from their phone to their pc. :rolleye: You need to be such a geek to look at your phone. But they get great guests and I like hearing the real gadget experts on there. He should get paid MORE for that show because it's better than anything else that is "produced" there. lol
     

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