Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Apr 18, 2013.
He's taking care of Sam. In order to hopefully persuade Sam to include him in his Will . . .
Everyone should prepare themselves for the nauseating upcoming moment when Sam kicks the bucket and leaves ralph a huge inheritance in his will. Maybe not a huge amount compared to sam's net worth, but likeliy a shitload of money.
Whether you like ralph or not (i loved him on the stern show at least) it does make one sick to watch a human parasite continue to rake in money based totally on his schmoozing ability and his rich friends,
Kinda like ross zapin, but at least ralph can be entertaining on the air.
He's like the Kato Kaelin of cock.
RALPH is the lucky man on the earth. he will get sam's money and howard's.
Ralph deserves to get paid just like every other leech who works for Stern.
I wonder if chemo alters the taste of jizz.
Sam loves animals too much to leave anything to Ralph. Don't you think Sam can see Ralph is a lazy mooch at this point.
Ralph wins. Ralph always wins.
Ya except in the genetic lottery. he is hideous looking
guarantee he is in Sam's will
1 Mill maybe?
When someone brings up his berry i always cringe.
Think of all the comic books and super-hero figurines Ralph will buy with his inheritance?
Sam looks at Ralph much the same as he looks at a injured animal. Ralphie will get at least a cool mill. Sam has stated he loves Ralph no matter what the fuck head breaks
Reps to Tom Doyers!
There isn't much difference between Ralph and say an Ass Napkin Ed or Jeff the Drunk, both are leeches on society, I guess Ralph just schmoozes and bullshits better... and has the advantage of being a bit more mentally stable I suppose.