News Rampage: Monkey Drinks Rum, Chases Bar Patrons Armed with Knife

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  1. Tim

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    After sampling some alcohol from patrons’ glasses, a monkey picked up a knife and chased customers around a bar in Paraiba, Brazil, it has emerged.

    The capuchin monkey drank remnants of cachaça, a distilled spirit popular in Brazil, from glasses around the bar. The animal then chased the men in the pub with a foot-long knife but left the women “to drink in relative peace”, according to the Mirror.

    “It was a bar staff oversight that ended with the monkey drinking some rum and taking the knife,” fire department Lt Col Saul Laurentino told aRede.

     
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    I only saw him on the roof ... :dontknow:
     
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    monkeys are assholes! :grad:
     
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    Reminds me of the crab incident.

     
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    Next step in evolution: sex tape with Kardashian.
     
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    Monkeys can't hold their liquor. He should start going to meetings.
     
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    But did he start masturbating?
     
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    That monkey needs a spanking.
     
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    I was thinking Detroit.
     
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    #Monkey Lives Matter.
     
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    Now I seen it all:damonk:
     
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    The monkey took off before the bar tab came.
     
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    feel good story of the year..
     
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    Why were the bar patrons armed with knives? :dontknow:
     
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    Get drunk, cut some motherfuckers.
     
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