Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Nov 17, 2014.
Would Howard take the day off and ruin Beth's perfect day?
Or does he come in to kiss her ass??
He would take as much time off that Sirius would let him. Beth would wear something slutty to the funeral.
I will laugh my ass off to see Howard in misery
The HSS will join back office radio and geektime on hiatus.
They won't have to serve Halibut for Thanksgiving this year.
My father? He's around.
and ruin Beth's perfect day?
he'd be genuinely sad for a week and then he'd start bitching about how "needy" his mother has been ever since and how it's driving him crazy
beth would wear her "smart girl mourning" glasses ,show her sidewinder boobs,hold a cat, plug NSAL and in the backround is the faint image of a coffin.
shed show the kitten climbing on beth's funeral dress getting cat hair all over it and say #badpetunia #mypurpose
I lieu of flowers donations can be made to our stupid fucking cat vanity project thing
Howard would discuss his mother's dry vagina at the funeral...
Mary Del will definetly twist a ankle
If Ben Stern dropped dead, Howard's thought would be "okay I'm halfway to being able to come out"
He's waiting for both parents to die before coming out, in accordance with jewish bylaws.
Hilarious thread but in actuality howard will be fucking crushed.
He's a tantruming man-child who has never been without the constant attention of his parents.
And yes, he's waiting for them to die, to come out of the closet
He would still do the show
It would be in all the papers
Beth would go on Fallon Myers Kimmel
And she would go to Cabo without him
He would be crushed and mom would move in
Me thinks the loss of his mother and father will hit Hampton's Howard very hard. Comparatively, seems like HS grew up in a very loving, safe environment. You can tell from their on-air exchanges they all love and sincerely care about one another. I get a kick out of listening to his mother and father. They seem like great people. On the other hand, I would bet everything they have absolute disdain for Beth.