Rank The Most Ridiculous Looking Things About Howard

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  1. bethoats

    bethoats New Member

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    A) Louis the XIV-style bouffant wig

    B) Giant hook-schnozz that nearly touches his wicked-witch-of-the-west chin

    C) Nine Inch Nails inspired hoop earrings he got to piss off his mom at age 38, the last guy to wear this style of earrings outside San Fran's Leather District

    D) "Cool" astrological sign/dragon/OM symbol tats that he got during his midlife crisis to make him seem "edgy"

    E) J-Lo sunglasses

    F) Summer scarf

    G) Neon white fake chompers

    H) Utter lack of a jawline, turkey-neck

    I) John Varvatos "Rock-Star High-Fashion", maker of the $200 Rolling Stones T Shirt, so Rock & Roll

    J) Fun accessories; rings, fedoras, man-bags

    What did I miss?
     
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    Elisa Jane Well-Known Member

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    I noticed on Fallon that Howard has no sagging skin on his face or neck. He obviously had a face lift. He is also way too thin- it doesn't look good- just makes him look bony and gaunt.
     
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    You missed the untalented, desperate, moronic, vapid, ugly "supermodoe" wife accessory. EDIT: and BC beat me to it.
     
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    This looks to become a very long thread. :D
     
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    The most ridiculous thing about Howard is that he is using up a lot of our oxygen with that beak. He should be required to pay an "excess usage tax" on air.
     
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    (is this real ?)
    1) Nine Inch Nails inspired hoop earrings he got to piss off his mom at age 38, the last guy to wear this style of earrings outside San Fran's Leather District


    2) "Cool" astrological sign/dragon/OM symbol tats that he got during his midlife crisis to make him seem "edgy"

    3) Utter lack of a jawline, turkey-neck
    4 Summer scarf
    5) J-Lo sunglasses
    6) Neon white fake chompers
    7) Giant hook-schnozz that nearly touches his wicked-witch-of-the-west chin
    8) Fun accessories; rings, fedoras, man-bags
    9) John Varvatos "Rock-Star High-Fashion", maker of the $200 Rolling Stones T Shirt, so Rock & Roll

    10) Louis the XIV-style bouffant wig

    I tried to rank choices higher than things he can’t do anything about. Some exceptions are the turkey neck which is horrible and the wig, which I think he needs. Howard would look funny bald.