News Rape defense: "my client's cock is way too small".

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    Small penis, big stomach would have prevented accused choker-rapist of committing crimes, jury told.

    "The lawyer defending an alleged choker-rapist told a jury on Thursday that Jacques Rouschop couldn’t physically have committed the vicious sex crimes he’s accused of because his hernia “makes it too painful to have sex from behind, his stomach is too large and his penis is way, way too small.”

    The first defence witness, a registered nurse, testified that she volunteered to take Rouschop’s measurements. She testified that Rouschop is five feet six inches tall, with a 66-inch waist, 31-inch thighs, and a one-inch penis, measuring approximately two inches when erect."

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    Put the glove on!

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    At least he's got a nice head of hair.
     
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    He wore a strap-on.
     
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    @AnimalGod is this the same defense you are using against Nikkerz allegations?
     
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    Could this be yet another mistaken belly button for penis blunder? Thanks Obama.
     
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    The first defence witness, a registered nurse, testified that she volunteered to take Rouschop’s measurements. She testified that Rouschop is five feet six inches tall, with a 66-inch waist, 31-inch thighs, and a one-inch penis, measuring approximately two inches when erect."

    Do you think that fluffing was considered a part of her volunteering duties?
     
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    That's a pretty strong defense.
     
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    Robin said two inches is plenty.
     
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    Jesus 66 inch waist!!! Pass on the donuts and eat a salad brother!!!
     
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    Some faggot on here will say you can rape someone without sticking your dick in them. :facepalm:
     
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    Sheeeeit, with all that info coming out, you'd almost consider taking a plea to avoid that shit.
     
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    Technically you just said that.
     
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    looks like Chris Christie in a Shatner wig
     
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    This guy should hook up with the gal that had the dildo stuck in her arse.
     
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