Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Box of Rox, Jan 11, 2016.
I love underage pussy
He's walking along having a good day. Then he gets butted by a goat. Life sucks.
Nothing like walking through a dusty, smog filled downtown in all white.
angry goat just doesn't give a damn!
I used to play with goats when I was a kid. They're mean sucks. Young reno ended up on his ass more than once.
Something similar happened to me with a goose. I was walking by a park in Boulder. There were a ton of geese there and a ton of people. I was on the sidewalk walking and this one goose started following me. It sped up and was right behind me. I kept wondering what the damn thing was up to and then he nipped at the back of my leg. I ran from it like a pussy.
Has your life changed? Did you drop to your knees in Costco like Randall did in the video store in Clerks?
Goats are assholes!
You work in a video store!
I work in a shitty video store!
The Kids are kind of cute.
Baby goats are racist!
They a have a forced laughter. IMHO
My gramps had a farm when I was a kid and I pestered the shit out of him for this free goat I saw advertised in the local paper. So he goes and gets me this goat who was mean as fuck.
We build him this lavish fucking pen and an hour later he scales the fence like some sort of demented terminator and starts attacking the house , kicking the doors , biting wires, chasing anything that moved. Then he sees his reflection in the picture window.
Crazy bastard begins hurling himself into it. At that point excoal miner,WWII vet grandpa is fed up.
Grabs his pistol and like a scene from a horror movie steps outside for the show down.
Gramps won but it was quite the tenses.
that fucker got tossed easily 30 feet.