"RAREST STERN ITEM ON THIS PLANET" up for sale

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  1. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    Featuring Beth O as the Queen.
    Buy it now 1400 bucks :cwl:

    ***HOWARD STERN BRAND NEW AND NEVER USED CUSTON CHESS SET. THE ONLY OTHER SET WAS SENT TO STERN MANY YEARS AGO. I BOUGHT THIS IS 2008. KEPT IN CLOSET SINCE***
    -NEW CHESS BOARD. CAME WITH SET. 16 1/4 X 16 1/4 MADE OF POLYRESIN.
    -CHESS PIECES ARE NEW AND HAND PAINTED. NEVER PALYED WITH. MUST HAVE TOOK HUNDREDS OF HOURS TO MAKE THIS SO COOL.
    KING - HOWARD STERN
    QUEEN - BETH O
    KNIGHT - ROBIN QUIVERS
    BISHOP - ARTIE LANGE
    ROOK - GARY DELL ABATE
    PAWNS - EVERY PAWN ID WACK PACKER BEETLEJUICE
    ALL 32 PIECES ARE PERFECT AND NEW.
    ONLY SELLING THIS MUSEUM GRADE PIECE OF ART IS CREDIT CARD BILLS I WANT TO ZERO OUT ON. I WILL KEEP THIS IF I DON'T GET A BUY IT NOW OFFER OR A GREAT OFFER.

    http://www.ebay.com/itm/HOWARD-STER...840?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4adae5df10

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  2. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Totally DA-awesome
     
  3. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    how many of those pieces have been up the sellers butt hole?
     
  4. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    The rarest Stern Show item is a 5 day work week. Still waiting.
     
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  5. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    wow it looks really good. don't know why Cunt was included.
     
  6. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    looks like made-in-China garbage from the dollar store
     
  7. groundhogbros

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    All the faces look stupid and badly done, little resemblance. Also, the bishops should be Fred, the rooks Artie, and all the pawns Gary. The pawns are short so they could be a chimp body with a Gary head.
     
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  9. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    If it wasn't so badly done, it would actually be kinda cool.
     
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  10. Joe Bauers

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    What kind of loser would buy that in the first place ? I hope he gets stuck with it. :facepalm:
     
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    If the pieces looked more like their rl counterparts, it would be cool to line them up and shoot them.
     
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    When did Jon Bon Jovi come on the show wearing a dress?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    the only thing more retarded than the seller is the buyer.
     
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    Bobo was hoping for the buy it now option.
     
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  17. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Face is dead on. Why no bent knee.

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    BeetleJuice looks like black Artie
     
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    They forgot the pawns.....AGT fans
     
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  19. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    Beths hands and feet are clearly not to scale.
     
  20. ShutupMoron

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    All of them? :c