Stern Show Rate the Stern Show Roasts from Best to Worst

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  1. ElegantElliotRight!

    ElegantElliotRight! Well-Known Member

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    1) Best was the Artie Roast. Colin Quinn's line about Fred looking like a retarded Gary Oldman was great
    2) Gary Roast
    3) Ralph Roast

    I didn't see the Daniel Carver one. Am I missing any others? Sal? Robin?
     
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    The Daniel Carver roast was like a train wreck. It was so bad, it was good.
     
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    There was a Ronnie roast and an Andy Dick roast.
     
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    What was the Sal making horse neighs?

    Default win, in my opinion.
     
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    Whatever the roast where Sal said Beth was a Horseface.

    Think it was the Gary roast.
     
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    The Ralph Roast was hawrriboe. Ralph just sat there pouting the entire time.
    I don't know whose (Benji) idea it was to roast Andy Dick. Who the fuck cares?
    Daniel Carver....again...who cares? The same joke told 50 different ways.
     
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    This is a trick question. They were all equally "worst" after the Artie and Gary roasts. I had hopes for Wiggy, Fred, Blobin and Benjy roasts but they all refused to be roasted.
     
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    I most recall whichever one had the most brutal Robin jokes.

    She later siad it inspired her to lose weight.
     
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    Collin Quinn to Gary- You're either a really ugly man, or a really handsome fish.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Artie and Gary's were the best. Classic. Best to worst...

    6. Artie
    5. Gary
    4. Andy Dick
    3. Ronnie
    2. Ralph
    1. By a huge margin, the worst.....Carver.


    After Beth caught some shrapnel and kept getting upset, I think someone put the kibosh on the roasts.


    After all the crap Allison, Nancy, Christine, Mary, etc, took, and only Beth....
    :bigcry:

     
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    She looked like she was about to explode during that time period in 2006.

    [​IMG]

    Of course by 2012 she was back up to her fightin' weight.

    [​IMG]
     
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    The Carver roast was the one Levy said he told them would not work. Boy was he right. Their biggest problem was they did too many roasts in too short a time period.
     
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    The dumbest thing about the Carver roast was locking him up in Blobin's booth.
     
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    Yeah, and she laughed like she was a good sport about it.
     
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    EEO roasted Blobin every time he was in the studio. He was really brutal and she laughed him off too.
     
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    I'll meet you on 52nd and York where you live and I'll scratch your f*ckin eyes out. Right!!!??!! Right!!!??!!
     
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    OMG!!!

    You're right.

    And Elegant went extreme racist, and not just extreme fatness, on her.
     
  19. SlinkyNeckStern

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    Roast jokes are usually very cringe inducing. It's a lot of guys just trying to "out dirty" the last. Whoever says "fuck" the most wins.

    Every once in awhile I think a joke is funny. But for the most part, no. And they don't usually draw out the A-list or even B-list comics which kind of tells me something.

    And the Stern roasts.... yuck. Howard with his fake "ah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
     
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    EEO was nutz. He even gave me douche chills. :c