Rate your anal sex skills

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gomez, Mar 21, 2016.

  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Pitching and catching
    Giving and receiving
    Top and bottom
     
  2. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    On a scale of 1-10 @baltimore mike is a 9 catcher and power bottom
     
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    Lumbergh Well-Known Member

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    I can't catch, receive or power bottom because of my hemmorhoids.
     
  4. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    I've only done it twice in my life, so I'm probably not very good at it.
     
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  6. Mr Cachexic

    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    its not as cool as in porn.....

    after like 3 minutes of not getting it in and her complaining, the fun just gets sapped out of it
     
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  7. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Shitty.
     
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  8. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Never done anal but I've stuck my finger up a lot of girls' buttholes, though.
     
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  9. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Did it like twice with my then-wife..it was ok ..I felt bad cuz she had cum farts the rest of the evening
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    didjya ever pull out n have a peanut stuck to yo cockhead??
     
  11. snowdog212

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    I give'mine a noine
     
  12. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    Because I'm not a gay man. :rolleye:
     
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  13. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Love the feeling ... not a fan of the mud on the helmet
     
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    been there once
    not my thing
     
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  16. Mojopin

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    We should try it.
     
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    No darlin just no. Not ever, ever
     
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    Artie Laugh ****

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    Prude.
     
  19. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    I can live with that.
     
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  20. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    :cheer:
    You won't miss it :)
     
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