Rate your mom 1-10

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jul 20, 2015.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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  2. Tigger Please

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    Maybe 5; I'm bumping it up a bit here and factoring in that she had her own issues
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    if i did that then id give mine a 7
     
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    My mom did the best she could.
     
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    Mine is an older, uglier, nastier version of the mom from Million Dollar Baby. Your voting scale doesn't go into the negatives so I can't vote.

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    What's @babybear going to say?

    My mom is a 3
     
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    The fact that we are on this board 8 hours a day says something about our parents and its not good.
     
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    My mom was pregnant 13 times so I always think of her either as pregnant or breast feeding a couple babies at once.
    I can't give that a number.
     
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  12. PullMyFinger

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    She keeps up with herself for a 60-something year old, but she could use a new set of tits.

    Solid 7
     
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    My mom was hot back in the day, now she's a cute old lady :)
     
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    :umm: not even guessing how you know this
     
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    No offense to any 60-something year olds, but they can all do with a new set of tits. You can't fight gravity.
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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