Rate your oral sex skills

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  1. baltimore mike

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  2. baltimore mike

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    Do you lick the balls too?
     
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    That must be a good blowjob Mike
     
  7. baltimore mike

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    I only eat pussy
     
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    Don't quote your wife again.
     
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    In Mike's wife's country, you get your head cut off for that.
     
  13. baltimore mike

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    I only lick da poon
     
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    In Mike's wife's country, they never developed oral sex because the whole family sleeps on the floor together by the fire.
     
  15. gwartney

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    In Mike's wife's country, they send their wife to live in the "Hut of the devil" every 28 days.










    OK, I should have quit before this.
     
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    She is from north Korea
     
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    That's not her
     
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    ok so they dont have floors in her family.
     
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    Plus cakes
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