WTF Rate yourself as a lover out of 10

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Jun 14, 2016.

  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Be as humble as possible.
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    There's no loving, ya just put it in drop the load pull it out.
     
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    A girl once told me "You were much better than I expected".

    :wtf:
     
  6. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    I used to be an 8, but as I age I am losing interest and find myself wanting to sleep more. So, I probably go through the motions a bit more than I used to. I'm about a 6.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    In my 20s, a solid 9. Now, a 2 at best.
     
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    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Zero point zero. :)
     
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    It's been too long, I forget :tears:
     
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    5 with a partner, a 9 beating off.
     
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    3 or 4 better if its been a few weeks and have shit pent up
     
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    A solid 4.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    My reviews on Yelp are quite unfavorable.
     
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    hugh jasol Rob Zodiac VIP Gold

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    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    Solo? 9.5
    With partner? 3
     
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    Well, on a scale of one to ten... ten being the most depraved act of sexual theatre know to man... one being your average Friday night run-through in a suburban household... I'd say, not to be immodest, I'm about a 7......