Entertainment "Rather Be In Jail" Than Live With Bitch Wife

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  1. Slow

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    ‘I’d rather be in jail than at home,’ says bank robber
    Wednesday, September 7th 2016, 6:20 pm EDTWednesday, September 7th 2016, 6:20 pm EDT
    By Michael Campbell, Digital Content Producer
    CONNEC

    [​IMG]Lawrence Ripple (Source: Wyandotte County Sheriff’s Office



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    A 70-year-old man accused for robbing a bank in Kansas told investigators he would rather be placed behind bars than live with his wife.

    According to a report from NBC 6, court records say Lawrence John Ripple gave a note to a bank teller in Kansas City on Friday, demanding cash and warning he had a gun. Ripple took the money and went to sit in the lobby where he told a guard he was the "guy he was looking for."

    Minutes later, officers arrived and took the man into custody.

    NBC 6 reports an FBI agent wrote in the affidavit that Ripple had earlier been arguing with his wife.

    He told investigators he wrote the note in front of his wife, telling her he would "rather be in jail than at home."

    Ripple was charged with bank robbery Tuesday


    http://www.nbc12.com/story/33043068/id-rather-be-in-jail-than-at-home-says-bank-robber

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    I feel like a little oral sex could have prevented this whole mess.
     
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    He might be open to a conjugal visit.
     
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    This is a fucking mans man!

    And now he'll be fucking men too
     
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    In jail, he'll be the bitch.
     
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    Dude's obviously mentally ill.
     
  9. Slow

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    Howard getting a boner being mentioned on this stage. Holy shit hahahaha
     
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    Hey, it's not my job. It's his wife's. :) Now I suppose he will be the giver to some nice tattooed gentleman.
     
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    Wish we could see a pic of the wife.
     
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    Well depends on how bad his wife is. Maybe if he just divorced her he would be having to work the rest of his life paying her alimony. What is more sane, working your ass off for the last remainder of your life to pay some woman you hate, or laying in bed all day in a cell?
     
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    No.....He had had enough of a woman......
    Quite sane actually...
     
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    @Slow - is this guy's wife a heel?
     
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    Jackie Laugh
     
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    The Macho Man thread has clearly rubbed off on @Jayla :yes:
     
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    Most certainly. That would make him the baby face as you can tell everyone is cheering for him
     
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    I'm actually surprised this doesn't happen more often.
     
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    Is this a serious question? Going to jail is more insane.
     
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    Didn't you grow up with 3 moms?