Raw cookie dough

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  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I just made some of those Nestle tube cookies you throw in the oven and the packaging is all "do not consume raw cookie dough."

    Fuck that, how can you not? The dough is better than the actual cookies.

    Thank you.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    it's just merely a suggestion.
     
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    Just bake the fucking cookies.
     
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    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I don't know, it had it on the packaging at least twice. I think they're serious.
     
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    They're done... just whatever I couldn't fit on the tray I ate the dough.

    Fuck those Nestle dough nazis.
     
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    The shit be raw eggs. They tryin' to save themselves from a salmonella lawsuit. Mange.
     
  8. LonghornJ

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    Hows that shit going to get in that tube?
     
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    Hey, if ya like living dangerously, be my guest.
    Keep it up though. It starts with "just whatever couldn't fit on the tray" and becomes "I ate 3 tubes of dough" and no fresh cookies for anyone.
    Nestle warned you.
     
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    the bugs sneak in through the seams. they be small and wiggle.
     
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    Keebler Elf Magic.
    They're trying to monopolize the cookie industry.
    Sure ,they look cute, but those fuckers are evil.
     
  13. LonghornJ

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    Shit, now there's no milk.
     
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    as long as it's cold, aka not room temp, you'll be fine :grad:
     
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    Whenever I make cookies, I can't even eat any when they're done because I'm too full from eating so much dough.
     
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    See, Dev gets it.
     
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    I consider it well worth the risk.
     
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    So when Mrs. Vyb asks me if I wanna lick the bowl, she's really trying to kill me.

    It suddenly makes sense now.
     
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    There's really little risk. Raw eggs are in a lot of dishes... traditional Caesar salad, tiramisu and other things with home-made fluffy toppings, etc.
    Fresh, healthy eggs are perfectly safe raw and at almost any temperature. Especially if the shells are washed.
    Throughout history bajillions of kids have eaten bajillions of spoons-full of raw cookie dough, cake batter, etc and have never died or even gotten the slightest touch of sickness.
    (I'd trust my OWN dough before something that's mass-manufactured but hey... I don't know anyone who's gotten sick from that either).

    ...and that being said you can eat a meal of any kind that's well-cooked and seemingly perfectly prepared and still get salmonella or some other foodbourne illness. Especially if you're not aware of the quality-control firsthand.

    So eat that cookie dough, and lick those mixer beaters, and love the FUCK out of it!
     
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    I want you to lick my beater.