Stern Show Ray Stern Impersonation getting creepy

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bluedevil30, Mar 9, 2016.

  1. bluedevil30

    bluedevil30 Well-Known Member

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    When Howard impersonates his mother and starts talking about "I trained Howard to read my moods" is getting very creepy.

    She really screwed with his mind when he was young.
     
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    With all due respect to Mrs. Stern, she seems like a bigger asshole than Howard
     
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    Slow Just a gangster I suppose Banned User

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    kingofallmessicans Sandy Cunt

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    Howard Stern being sexually molested by his mother might help explain why he finds vagina so icky.
     
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    Her mummified body is now sitting in a rocking chair at crazy cat Manor. The metamorphosis is now complete
     
  6. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I sometimes wonder if Howard's "parting the hairs" bit is actually from first hand experience.
     
  7. Habsfan

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    I always suspected that she did something to him for him to talk to her so freely about sex and about her fucking Ben and even asked her about anal...
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Who thinks about their mom's bush that much...or at all for that matter?
     
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    Getting?
     
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    I think he spent way too much time around his mother as a boy and it fucked him up big time .
    I was way too busy outside causing trouble with my friends to be hanging out with my mother as a kid . It's got to fuck a kid up. He never talks about hanging out in the neighborhood as a kid. It's strange .
     
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    Sloppyjoe Wearer of Russian hats and steroids connoisseur Gold

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    Crazy indoctrinating crazy
     
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    quitefrankly Well-Known Member

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    does it also explain his desire for cock
     
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    No. Imo the fact that Howard remembers the size of his fathers cock so vividly from such a young age means he was born a fruit.
     
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    I've always thought it incredibly strange and creepy that Howard talks so freely about his mother's "bush" and lots of sexual stuff.
     
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    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Stern was saying today how his mother loves the egg salad at Dunkin Donuts. I have never heard of any Dunkin store carrying egg salad. Chicken and tuna salad, yes.
     
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    now you understand why they're so beloved all over the world :up: