Reading People in line today. "Walter loves Howard. He drools on him. We call it..."

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    "Love Juice"

    This is an actual quote in People mag by Beth (April 29 issue) The quote wasn't on the online People mag article. Her quote was "Walter loves Howard. When he gets excited, he drools and Howard gets cat spit all over him. We call it Love Juice":facepalm:

    It was another Spoiled Pets promo and brief article in the back of the mag.
    (Not sure if this was posted already. I did a search here but I don't even want to mention what I came up with when I searched for Love Juice. Mostly Bar posts....):coffee:
     
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    I thought Love Juice was the term Howard had for ralph's spermazoa
     
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    Walter thinks Hamptons is a corpse.........................
     
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    I thought "Love Juice" was the term Howard had for Beth's Mandingo Warrior's creampies . . . :dontknow:
     
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    I just can't believe that Beth doesn't have a clue. And says Love Juice in a People mag article. She is an idiot.
     
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    B: "Howie! What's that clear film all over your chin and shirt!"
    H: "The fact of the matter is, Beth, that it's love juice."
    B: <long pause... blinking... twitching...> "Oh! You mean Walter's drool!"
    H: <shakes head, walks into other wing> "Sure."
     
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    The only time I've seen a cat drool was when it was about to vomit, which makes sense since that's the normal reaction when looking at Howard.
     
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    Walter around Howard
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    i always imagine beff rehearsing her contrived malarkey @ home and she prob thinks her public monkey acts are amazing
     
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    Drooling in cats isn't always a good thing, although I'm sure idiotic Beth isn't aware of that:

    While this spittle is mostly associated with contentment and satisfaction, it can also signify anxiety… a fear of what is to come, such as a veterinary visit, or being given a nasty tasting medicine or an injection. This is psychological behavior.
    Salivating while purring can sometimes indicate problems in felines. If your cat has excessive saliva or if her drooling is accompanied by any signs of health issues (for instance, watering of the eyes), have your veterinarian check her and diagnose the problem.
    According to veterinarian Arnold Plotnick, common health problems that can cause drooling include teeth and gum disorders, broken teeth, cranial nerve damage and uremia brought on by severe kidney failure. Also, certain medications (Flagyl, Chlortrimeton and sulfa antibiotics), plants and common cleaning products can induce hypersalivation in your pet.
     
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    Of course...and she is clueless to the fact (during her stellar Spoiled Rotten Pets show) that grapes are BAD for your dog.
    Beth Stern Pet Expert:facepalm:
    what a fuck up she is.
     
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    Mine used to do it in the car on the way to the vet, right before he would let loose with the piss and/or shit.

    So, we can hope.
     
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    ____:lol:

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