Reading the tinder hook up stories on the reddit is making me laughing out Loud

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  1. Gwarn1

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    Visited San Francisco, got matched with a local girl, met her at a bar.
    She was a little big in her pictures, but a total meatball in person. One minute into conversation I was already trying to find a polite way to exit. Then she made it easy for me.
    Her: The last guy I met up with through Tinder bet me that if he could score ten points in skee ball, I would have to let him fuck me in the ass.
    Me: ... So did he score ten points?
    Her: Yes... and I did.
    Me: It was nice meeting you. Bye now.
    Then I walked straight out. She started to say something but I didn't look back.
     
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    [–]collageofechoes -1 points 14 hours ago
    I got sexually assaulted by two guys that I met on Tinder.
    I don't talk to anyone on there anymore, but it's fun to use while you're on the toilet.
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    Some guy wouldn't leave me alone and asked me to his house.. Had a mattress all set up ready for me... So I told him I had a penis.. (I dont really) deleted and blocked me...
    Problem fixed!!!
     
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    K, gwarn1 put an ad up and got rebuffed. Now hes mad.
     
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    The first person I met on Tinder peed on me. The second one called me the next day and accused me of drugging him at the bar. This was especially weird because he left alone without even saying goodbye to me. The third met me for lunch and was actively swiping on Tinder matches during the meal.
    Ironically, I am still using Tinder.
     
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    Nope, just a fan of reddit and misery
     
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    Link?
     
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    http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2a2snl/people_that_use_tinder_got_any_goodbad_hookup/

    There's a shit ton of replies. I was trying to weed out the bad ones. Can't find the two funny ones from last night.
    One guy said to a girl, hey you wanna meet. She said that depends, do you like pee in sex. He said he didn't know so she deleted him

    Another guy went to a girls house she looked 15 years older than her pics and her house was a shithole. She asked if he minded if she smoked before they went out, he said no so she whipped out her crack pipe
     
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    so far everyone youve quoted hasn't hooked up :confused:
     
  12. crazypreacher

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    Cant rape the willing.
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