Ready for the Heat victory???

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  1. Shivvy

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    What is the origin of the cobradick meme?
     
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    I'm ready for a game 2 win by the Heat, sandwiched in between Game 1 and Game 3,4 and 5 losses
     
  4. Shivvy

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    No
     
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    what is the deal with a name like cobradick...sounds kinda twelvish:dontknow:
     
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    :cmon:
     
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    Make me a bet then playa
     
  8. Shivvy

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    Name it
     
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    Losers account gets murked for good no mults no shared accounts
     
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    2 definitions from urban dictionary.

    1) A penis that has been caught in A Zip and has split the foreskin. When a woman gently blows (blows air)the forskin opens like a Cobra when about to attack.

    2) When the head of the penis while erected is bent downward so that it resembles a Cobra head when ready to strike.

    will continue to to try to figure out what this has to do with lebron. i suspect it has to do with him being black and having big feet.
     
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    http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/06/lebron_james_45_points_lead_he.php

    With the Heat facing an embarrassing elimination and the certain avalanche of shit to come from fans and media alike in the wake of failure, and with Celtics fans breathing down their drunken assholery all over the team, and no one knowing how shitty the Heat role players might be on this particular night, one man had the coal fire nuts to make a stand against the sea of green douche and obliterate their hopes and dreams into a fine powder: LeBron Raymone James, aka COBRADICK.

    LeBron was an absolute freight train of devastation, cockpunching the Boston defense with his basketball prowess, littering the court with the decaying corpses of the Celtics and telling any and all who doubt him, mock him, and otherwise say ridiculous things about him, to go and fornicate with farm animals.

    With a primal intensity usually reserved for professional assassins and lions pouncing and gorging on a herd of caribou, LeBron came through with what was quite possibly the single greatest one-man performance you've ever witnessed in a playoff basketball game. In a hostile environment, in an elimination game, no less. He threw down massive dunks, hit jumpers with ease, hit three pointers and dropped his cinderblock of a penis right on Paul Pierce's foot on his way to a 45 point, 15 rebound, 5 assist night.
     
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    I read that guys article after every Heat and Dolphins game :c
     
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    Where in the fucking world does that happen in nature?
     
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    favorite part of the blog

    James went 19-for-22 last night, which is just crazy shit bananas. He also scored 22 points in the paint. And he did it all in the face of incessant scrutiny, derisiveness, and outright contempt from the national media who live to tear him down while building up monuments of myth with invented and fictional notions like "clutch gene," and clever monikers like "LeChoke."

    But once the smoke clears and the poison subsides (at least up until before Saturday's Game 7), all that's left is this: LeBron James is simply the greatest basketball player on the planet. Yes, Kevin Durant is outstanding. Derick Rose is fantastical. But they're not LeBron James. Sift through the endless thicket of hate and venom and irrational over the top disdain, and what's revealed is the truth. And the truth is, and has always been, that LeBron is a once-in-a-generation player. Transcendent. Brilliant. Fucking AMAZEBALLS.

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  15. Shivvy

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    Seriously, the morning after every game i get ready for that article. I laugh my ass off every time
     
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    So LeBron showed up, stoic and unnerved, unzipped his pants, and unleashed his massive Cobradick and proceeded to ravage all of New England with it. The sonic boom of the Cobradick was felt all the way from Rhode Island, throughout Vermont, into every sports bar (SPOAHTS BAH!) in Southie, every college campus, brownstone, alley, backway, highway, freeway, alleyway, into Fenway Park (FENWAY PAAAHHKK!) and every residential district in between. Just a force of nature annihilating buildings and crushing cars in its massive engorged wake. People ran for their lives. Buildings caught on fire. The police and fire departments were helpless to stop it. All they could do was watch as the Cobradick demolished their helpless city into a massive heap of crushed brick, and twisted metal. OH THA FACKIN HUMANATEEEE!!!
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    so lebron james releasing his cobradick is just saying he stepped up his game, took it to the next level or went super saiyan.
     
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    I'm still ready for a Heat Victory. :dontknow:

    :hhh:
     
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    Hawks won, eh
     
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    Oh, there was a game tonight? Who won shiv? :jj: