Ready to cringe, ladies?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gitfiddle, Aug 8, 2013.

  1. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    [h=1]http://www.9news.com/news/article/111490/337/Woman-injured-in-sex-toy-mishap?odyssey=obinsite

    Woman injured in sex toy mishap[/h]The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.
    The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.
    County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.

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  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Bosch :fil:

    Milwaukee makes THE sawzall
     
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    Cannibal Corpse fans?
    :dontknow:
     
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    Using a finer tooth will cause less damage
     
  5. Gomez

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    remember HSS - Fucking Machines?
     
  6. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Jagged teeth feel better on the g-spot. Bitches love jagged saw teeth.
     
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    I have no words.
     
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    :ulol:
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    If you're gonna go the power tool route, why not jump right into the concrete vibrator? :scratch:

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    An essential tool :grad:
     
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    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    You spend way too much time in your garage.
     
  13. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    You put that in her ass while you're going to town on her gash with the saw. Makes her toes curl.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    We're doomed. :facepalm:
     
  15. Chaos

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    To tell the truth.....I am shocked that hasn't been used in porn yet.
     
  16. zhukov

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    one word:

    Cobradork
     
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    take it easy. start with the roto-hammer.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    yup: you can't make a fuckzall without a Milwaukee or a Hiltie. Use anything else and you risk injury.
     
  20. Chaos

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    My dewalt does pretty good. :umunch: