REAL ALCOHOLIC runs into burning house to save his beer

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  1. koclem

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    Hi FCC :happywave:

    http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=news/bizarre&id=9300706


    COLUMBUS, GA (KTRK) -- "I went back into the house like a dummy." That's what one man in Georgia said after he risked his life to save beer from his fridge while his house was on fire.

    The flames broke out while six adults and two young children were watching TV. Everyone quickly made it outside safely.


    But then Walter Serpit, who walks with a cane, rushed back into the burning building to save something near and dear to him.
    "I told them to get the kids out and everything, and me myself, being an alcoholic, I was trying to get my beer out," he said. "You feel me?"


    Serpit managed to rescue several cans of beer from the fire without getting burned.


    Firefighters say you should never go back into a building that's on fire.


    The residents are blaming a newly installed water heater for the fire.

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  2. itpdude

    itpdude New Member

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    This guy is all in.

    None of this half-ass bullshit.

    You think this guy posts on a board about being an alcoholic? Nope! He lets his actions speak for him.
     
  3. Wigward Hairhat

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    I wonder what Howard would run into a burning house to save?
     
  4. Beer Chugger

    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    wigs
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    hairhats
     
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    His gay varvatos outfits ^^^^
     
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    Absolutely nothing, including his parents, Beth or his kids
     
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    wrong. if it happened at night, his wig :wigtip:
     
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    Like he can take off. That fucker is glued, weaved, and stapled to his cranium.
     
  9. TehLivingDeath

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    FCCStandards...comment?
     
  10. BethSucks

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    Nah, he'd send Consuela back in for it after showing her the INS's phone number pre-dialed on his iPhone
     
  11. FCCstandards

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    I made the news. :hat:
     
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    Did you get drunk last night?
     
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    nope.
     
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    the shakes must be killing you :rolleye:
     
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    Good for you.

    I will drink double for you.

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    change your name to 4beers
     
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    3-4beers
     
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    Or "Two-Can Sam".
     
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    Two-Can-Samantha



    Just kidding around FCC.