Real Doll inventor comes to Gary Puppet's rescue

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Blazing Buffalo, Jun 11, 2015.

  1. Blazing Buffalo

    Blazing Buffalo Members Only

    Reputations:
    8,635
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2013
    Messages:
    449
    Likes Received:
    1,373
    http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/06/12/technology/robotica-sex-robot-realdoll.html

    Dude is working on making his dolls even more real! Creepy video in article.

    I'm surprised the guy has only sold 5,000 of these in 20 years. You'd think after being mentioned on the show countless times he would have sold at least 20 million. Still, at anywhere between 5 and ten grand each that's... Hold on... Let me do the math Robin. I carry the one... And I subtract the imaginary number... Holy moly that's something like 80 billion dollars!
     
  2. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    76,903
    Joined:
    May 26, 2013
    Messages:
    8,963
    Likes Received:
    15,442
    5,000 seems high to me, you have to be jeffery dahmer level to want that creepy ass thing in ur place
     
    Slow, SillyOldMan, Captain and 3 others like this.
  3. reno

    reno VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    322,216
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    13,685
    Likes Received:
    40,455
    A sex doll that talks back? Now a fucking doll is going to tell me I'm doing it wrong? Ponderous man, fuckinG ponderous
     
  4. njguy8

    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    134,975
    Joined:
    May 30, 2012
    Messages:
    6,079
    Likes Received:
    10,727
    Is this the start of AI?

    Terminator, iRobot, and more..... haven't we learned our lesson about this stuff.
     
  5. Blazing Buffalo

    Blazing Buffalo Members Only

    Reputations:
    8,635
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2013
    Messages:
    449
    Likes Received:
    1,373
    I'm guessing you're right. At what he's charging according to the article, you wouldn't get many gag gift orders or bachelor party orders. maybe big corporations like facebook or google buy them by the truckload and keep them in some sort of nerd happy ending rooms.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  6. FSFN

    FSFN Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    38,597
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    5,698
    Likes Received:
    10,069
    Let's buy puppet a used one :)
     
  7. Blazing Buffalo

    Blazing Buffalo Members Only

    Reputations:
    8,635
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2013
    Messages:
    449
    Likes Received:
    1,373
    Second reader comment was exactly that. I thought the whole point of using the doll was that she doesn't talk.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  8. Blazing Buffalo

    Blazing Buffalo Members Only

    Reputations:
    8,635
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2013
    Messages:
    449
    Likes Received:
    1,373
    If Howard's gay cousin can start a gofundme for his cancer I don't see why we can't start a gofuckme for @GaryPuppet
     
  9. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Reputations:
    162,029
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2010
    Messages:
    15,280
    Likes Received:
    23,040
    We'll never raise enough money for what he needs.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  10. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

    Reputations:
    62,002
    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2012
    Messages:
    11,760
    Likes Received:
    12,859
    The sad thing about this is that the doll will probably tell GP to hit the bricks... Dudes got no game. :depressed:
     
    Captain and IfTheyOnlyKnew like this.
  11. goldtopper

    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

    Reputations:
    307,748
    Joined:
    May 31, 2013
    Messages:
    17,077
    Likes Received:
    43,390
    Fuck, I offered to set him up with my sister, who not only lives by him, but is quite wealthy.
    There is more to the puppet than meets the net.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  12. IfTheyOnlyKnew

    IfTheyOnlyKnew VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    663,939
    Joined:
    Jun 24, 2013
    Messages:
    23,879
    Likes Received:
    56,873
    :spit:
    :hilarious:
     
    Mulletude likes this.
  13. jcounce1

    jcounce1 VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    57,893
    Joined:
    Jun 28, 2012
    Messages:
    1,769
    Likes Received:
    3,012
    I still think @GaryPuppet is not as bad as he says. He has personality. A little perverted, sure. But besides that, I don't think has ever offended anyone here.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew and goldtopper like this.
  14. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    76,903
    Joined:
    May 26, 2013
    Messages:
    8,963
    Likes Received:
    15,442
    i have to imagine FB could hire actual breathing whores
     
    Blazing Buffalo likes this.
  15. Blazing Buffalo

    Blazing Buffalo Members Only

    Reputations:
    8,635
    Joined:
    Mar 28, 2013
    Messages:
    449
    Likes Received:
    1,373
    Great point. Facebook can probably buy all of Thailand. But I'm guessing actual living breathing whores are intimidating to people like Nick the nerd (or whatever his name is).
     
  16. EmperorsNewCaps

    EmperorsNewCaps Member

    Reputations:
    77,509
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    12,184
    Likes Received:
    15,791
    Yeah, that shit was gayer than aids. You'd think he'd be down for basically free pussy, but he pulled the psychomope "NO. I'M HIDEOUS. TOO HIDEOUS TO LOOOVE." He deserves what he lives.
     
    goldtopper likes this.
  17. Pothead

    Pothead Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    8,862
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2014
    Messages:
    1,553
    Likes Received:
    2,272
    [​IMG]
    Reminds me of this movie:

    Theodore: Do you talk to someone else while we're talking?

    Samantha: Yes.

    Theodore: Are you talking with someone else right now? People, OS, whatever...

    Samantha: Yeah.

    Theodore: How many others?

    Samantha: 8,316.
     
  18. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

    Reputations:
    139,994
    Joined:
    Jun 25, 2013
    Messages:
    6,330
    Likes Received:
    11,912
    That ^^ Any actual woman catches a glimpse of that thing, and you will be a distant memory in the rear view mirror of the cab she calls.

    Guys really will stick their junk in anything.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  19. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

    Reputations:
    71,041
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2014
    Messages:
    5,433
    Likes Received:
    7,879
    Or Japanese.
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.
  20. ScottBaiosPenis

    ScottBaiosPenis Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    76,903
    Joined:
    May 26, 2013
    Messages:
    8,963
    Likes Received:
    15,442
    whats the difference
     
    IfTheyOnlyKnew likes this.