Real Housewives of Miami

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by klu, Mar 14, 2011.

  1. klu

    klu New Member

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    This monster is the mother of one of the housewives.

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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :eek: Whoa. That surgeon should be killed.
     
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    walking nightmare :eek:
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    WOW that is just so scary. Her head looks HUGE and her body looks like that of a midget.
     
  5. klu

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    I know, right!!!!??

    I had seen her pic posted here and there but always thought she was a photoshop/internet legend of some sort.

    She scares me, Vyb. :(

     
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    The daughter must use the same surgeon. If you look closely, you can see some similarities in the cheekbones and the chin that clearly weren't inherited. :facepalm:
     
  7. klu

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    Scottie Pippen's wife is on it too.

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    She's a witch. :eek:
    Yep, and the daughter has a huge head as well.
     
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    :jj: witches get stitches. Alcoholic bitch still in her nightgown drinking wine.
     
  10. klu

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    :jj:

    That poor bastard, Phillipe. I've decided I'm going to be more appreciative of my mother-in-law. :D
     
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    I bet Blunt's mom is cool. She prolly makes some awesome food too! I am so sad to be out of B-lyn. Food up here just doesn't taste the same. :mad:
     
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    Yeah, she's cool but she's not into cooking at all.

    I hear you about missing Brooklyn. The food sucks here in FLA as well, where I am at least. Shitty produce, shitty grocery stores, and no real butcher shops -- not even a decent one in a grocery store! :rant:

    I thought seafood would be phenomenal down here since we're so close to the water, but I've yet to find a restaurant that knows how to cook it. Fuckers. :mad:
     
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    :scratch: why did I think you and jb were on the left coast? I am surprised that there is not one place that knows how to do it? Did you hit up Air Florida or Zoso from SFN? Seems like someone should know the hook up spots to go to
     
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    We just moved here in October.

    And we're in a lame area -- northwest Florida, aka Alabama -- not sexy South Florida. :pie:
     
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    Ohhhhh! Well maybe a road trip is in order for a nice weekend dinner? Hell, what is Alabamer famous for as far as food? :dontknow: I was just a few minutes away from Phenix City, AL but I don't ever recall driving over there for food. I did get some boiled peanuts from the side of the road there one time. They were AWESOME!
     
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    I don't know much about Alabama food. :dontknow:

    We just went to New Orleans a couple of weeks ago with our friends from SF. We ate good. :pig:

    Hey, how's your kitchen coming along?????
     
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    LA has some of the best food EVER!!! It's crawfish season about now, right? Damn, I need to go back and visit NO. Kitchen has the drywall mud on it, going to try to finish sanding and re-spackling a few rough spots tomorrow after work. I will send you and Dev some pics. Still trying to pick out the flooring I want. Since someone told me even though it's in GREAT shape, it still looks like something out of a Trailer! :eek: I didn't pay it much mind before.
     
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    I fucking love that city. :wub:


    Can't wait to see pics of your kitchen! :cheer2:
     
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    Me too. :scared: Hold me.

    This is correct.
     
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    Do you have the room to grow your own? Your growing season is long and with a little effort and care you can do great. I have a friend down in FL and he grows all kinds of stuff in his yard down to 40 pineapple plants all planted at intervals so he always has a fresh one popping up, once it is ready to pick he replants the top.