Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by noname2, Jul 7, 2012.
Why is he wearing Howard's shoes?
Because they don't accept horses as contestants.
She has the grace of a rhinosauceros.
What a fucking clod.
She cant dance. She flails her arms uncontrollably like an epileptic. ANd most of all, Howard doesnt have the loyal following he used to.
Instead of his listeners voting to save her horse faced ass, we'd vote for anyone and everyone else and make sure she goes home first.
To be fair, Howard has made it clear that her talent isn't dance. Sketch comedy is her forte, as exemplified by her many years as a star of the Letterman show.
afraid to fail (and she would)
Have I ever mentioned that Moose Stern wears a shoe 1 1/2 sizes larger than my 6'4 soon to be ex-husband?
insurance won't cover acts of herpes so production company can't ask her
exactly, that older woman has the coordination of a tree.
with the size of her cranium her neck wouldn't handle the stress of dips and twists, the rocks alone must weigh a ton in there....
DWTS makes people famous she's already famous enough ...
so why lower herself for a measly 250k? ..Stern gives her all the
loot she needs
H knows she would be voted off the first night b/c the rest of America doesn't know her, and those that do, hate her.
Then he would have to console her by saying "Honey, they always vote the attractive blondes off. It is just jealous middle aged women who vote"
Look at the size of Beth's feet and then convince yourself that she isn't really a transsexual.