Really feeling depressed today, now I'm 45, I should have been a star

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I'm hurting so bad inside, this was my dream journal entry for today. I need help again, oh God in heaven help me, take me in your arms and make me whole. Hoist me up with the help of all of your strongest Angels and a heavenly industrial winch! I'm big, Lord!

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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Make a non posting pact...with just yourself!
     
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    happy holidays
     
  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    You should follow his lead Bob- smoke some cheap pot and eat a frozen pizza and a box of muffins.
     
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    We're all superstars!!!! :bigcry:
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    What will Ross think?
     
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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I don't want to be in Haverhill Massachusetts the rest of my life!
     
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    Can't, I'm putting the band back together and need members.
     
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    Always shoot for the moon, because even if you miss you will still be among the stars?




    Dont wipe your ass next time you shit I want to use it as lube
     
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    FOXXXONE wut?

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    i just want my friends to be superstars and i will ride them coattails .
     
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    Pa rum pa pum pum

     
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    "Do you hear what I hear?"

    "...Not personally."
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Who is Ross?
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ VIP

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    no way do you look 45
     
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    You ever fuck a black guy?
     
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    I think Scott Stapp is available.
     
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