Really old topic, what did you get your loved one for Valentine's Day?

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Message Board Poster VIP

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    I need to gauge the insanity of my sister's boyfriend. They've been together less than a year. He got her seven cards, some of which say he wants to grow old with her, six balloons, two dozen roses, and I think two stuffed animals.
     
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    I scrubbed the bathrooms vigorously and did all the laundry.
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    I have a standing date with my friend's daughter on Valentine's Day. Other than that I have a zero tolerance policy on V Day.
     
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    He's clearly a closeted homo.
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    That's what my mom said! He takes spinning classes at the gym!
     
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    Total pickle sniffer.
     
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    Box of truffles, haunted house and WoHop for dinner.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    The only spinning exercise I know of involves small oriental women.
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    The movie Death Wish and a hand-picked 6 pack of craft beer, extra hoppy. Oh, a mushy card, too. I'm very romantic. :wub:
     
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    That's the only day of the year that I don't slap around the ole lady. She seems to really appreciate it.
     
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    Gave her me and she asked if I came with a return policy.

    :(
     
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    A night away from me.
     
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    Beard grooming stuff
     
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    I call it a waste of money.

    Right into the trash.

    Chocolate is the only reasonable gift for valentines day. And not a sampler box. I hate those sampler boxes.
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Whitman's and Russell Stover are for poor people.
     
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    zingger I'm Judging You

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    When was Valentine's Day? Did I miss it?
     
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    February 14.
     
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    zingger I'm Judging You

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    Well I done fucked up