Entertainment Really weird peeing anxiety thing I've been experiencing lately

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I've been insanely stressed the last 2-3 weeks dealing with exams and whatnot, and I think I can definitely feel an overall increase in my general anxiety, as weird as a huge increase in weird shit happening, like muscle spasms in my arm every day, ulcers in my mouth, etc. But the weirdest of them all is this one, and I'm curious to know if anyone else has experienced anything similar.

    You know when you're sleeping, and suddenly in the dream you're about to pee, but just as you pee your brain goes WAIT, STOP, YOU'RE SLEEPING, and then you wake up and really have to pee? Like, suddenly you become aware it's a dream, and your body wakes you up so you don't piss yourself.
    Well, I've been getting that "wait, you're sleeping!" feeling when I'm peeing and I'm actually awake. It's a really fucking weird feeling, and it only comes while I'm pissing. It's like I half feel like I'm going to wake up and find out I've wet the bed, but of course at the same time I 100% know I'm not sleeping, and that I'm awake and this is reality. It's just a really weird fucking anxiety thing that I'm not letting get in the way of anything, but it's kinda trippy.

    It'll go away after I'm done with my exams, I'm sure, but anyone else felt like this before?
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Wait.....Am I not supposed to pee in bed? :scratch:
     
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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    understandable. pee in your face and let the warm gentle flow ease the tension.

    works every time.
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    No.

    And what is your major?
     
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    I get that "hey you're peeing" feeling when I pee too.
     
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    DaTenses Well-Known Member

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    How did your math exam go that you said you had to study 48 hours in a row for?
     
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    I guess it is fortunate that you sit down to pee anyway
     
  8. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner I can afford $5 you bastards!!! 2010 OG VIP

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    Trolling.
     
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    Hmmmmm I haven't written a exam in like 20 years so I can't help you there but I do seem to piss my pants and have my face painted when Im out drinking. [​IMG]
     
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    It's OK with your Depends, Dave. That's what they're for.
     
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    Mr. Meatkabob Unsticking the Bat Wings

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    You might want to see someone about that.
     
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    If I am asleep and have to pee really bad, I will have a dream that I am on the toilet trying to pee, but can't.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    that sounds retarded
    yeah exactly! And then you wake up, right
     
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    Remember when you went on meds for a few days and freaked out, and you decided that you were just going to not have anxiety, and it would just be as simple as that?

    LOOK AT YOU NOW, PEE-BABY! :jj:
     
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    Yeah, I wake up and am sooooo relieved I didn't pee the bed!!!
     
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    You been drinking? Happens to me when I get all canned up
     
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    What drugs (aka medications) are you taking?
     
  18. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    ...what are you talking about?
    nah man
    no medication..just drinking and like 5mg of diazepam one day.
     
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    A guy I dated once wanted to pee on me in a sexual manner. Never could do that. I'm guessing he didn't have pee anxiety. LOL!
     
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    :jackoff:
     
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