CCTV Reason #154879 Not to shop at Walmart

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    Maybe he was just watching an episode of 'Psycho Dad' on his phone

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    Gross...and for the record. I hate Walmart. Except for the fact that I can buy guns there.
     
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    He touches your stuff after that at the window
     
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    :scream:
     
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    Yup
     
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    "you can think about it, but don't do it"

     
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    Well, apparently I "adjusted my pants" a lot when I was a teenager. :jj:
     
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    NEVER eat the free samples of food from anywhere. Doing so puts you at risk to jizz droppings, shit flakes, and god knows what else. I was in Sam's club and I had to take a leak. I'm relieving myself, and some dude in the stall, was obviously "finishing up" stroking it. I caught a glance of the dude, we made eye contact, and he said "just making sure there is enough paper in here, have a good day". He didn't wash his hands and left. I'm finishing my shopping, and I see the same guy handing out free samples of some product they were trying to push. :puke:
     
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    at least he wasnt raping someone.
     
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    Awww jeez. :confused:

    You didn't need to show me this... you had me at reason #154878.
     
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    Que pena que vivimos en los dias en que uno no puede masturbarse en el trabajo sin problemas. :(
     
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    :scream:
     
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    It's 2016 pancho... next time tell your buddy to pull his pecker in a bathroom stall or behind a dumpster! :fil:
     
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    You can use your Walmart gun to shoot the guy behind the counter with his hand down his pants! ::c:
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    The funny thing about Walmart .... nobody ever admits they shop there, yet the place is always crowded.
     
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    I've been to my Walmart. It is filled with fat fucks on motorized scooters and it wreaks of child labor.
     
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    You shop there and YOU LOVE IT! :cheer2:
     
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    I resemble that remark! :mad:
     
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