Reason u hate Hipsters

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  1. Pickle Jar

    Pickle Jar Well-Known Member

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    Fedora Hats
    Starbucks as office
    Beards
     
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    Never EVER stop texting or looking at their phones.
    Because of the name 'hipster' .
    Appletinis…Listen kiddos if you're gonna drink, none of that frou frou baby stuff. It aint a martini if no olive or a twist..;)
    The fact that most of their beards are peach fuzz. My Aunt Jean had a thicker beard then these wimps..
     
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    How about most are just douchebags?
     
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    There are teenage hipsters now. I suppose it was inevitable.

    Saw 3 walking around on July 4th,
    one with a fedora,
    the other with an oversized american flag (there was no parade),
    and the third with a 3 liter jug of Poland Spring water.

    constant need for attention.
     
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    Its the "we are SO SPECIAL FOR JUST EXISTING" generation. In one day most of these jerks have taken more selfless…ANOTHER REASON..then I have pics from my lifetime..
     
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    Don't hate hipsters....Every generation has their counter culture groups...In my day it was hippies...Then there was the disco douches....Then the Yuppies. {remember those yellow "Baby On Board" signs}..Fuck you and your baby, now they're the douches
     
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    Most Hipsters have zero man skills. They can't change the oil, repair a roof, or swap a light bulb.

    They wear gay little outfits, and don't appear to be too smart.
     
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    Facial hair transplants
    And piggy backing on my generation's fashion and Pop culture and merchandizing my nostalgia
    The only good hipster is Kramer.
     
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    And they LOVE the cock.
     
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    My girlfriend's best friend is a hipster chick (big black framed glasses with no prescription, entire wardrobe consists of high-waisted shorts/jeans, shitty taste in music, red lipstick, etc).

    She's okay in small doses, but difficult to handle if you hang with her for the evening. Literally every off-color joke made, sign walked past or overheard conversation in a bar can 'trigger' her which then leads her to bring up how a social injustice has just occurred and she tries to then educate myself or others on what we shouldn't say or do.

    Her boyfriend recently dumped her though (he was a non-hipster) so I took pleasure in that.
     
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    Style over substance. Can't stand it in males... Works for females in small doses. A man's life isn't about who poses best in the quirkiest outfit. Do something of substance, be something of substance.
     
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    i don't. why would anyone care about what other people are wearing? just seems kinda sad
     
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    Fuck off hipster.
     
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    They are the biggest pussies on the planet and they cover themselves in tattoos like they are some kind badass.
    And they annoy me with their Hitler Youth haircuts.
    "They are not fit to smell my shit !"
     
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    The only thing worse than a hipster is a humblebragging hipster.
     
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    But I can skin a buck and I can run a trotline.
     
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    'i like that you can see the outline of their cock thru their skinny jeans'- Howard Stern 7/7/15
     
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    Skinny jeans:facepalm: