Recently received a package from USPS

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Swayze, Jan 7, 2013.

  1. Swayze

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    It contained a set of 4 high end ninja stars

    Srs

    I wont be a victim
     
  2. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Stay strong, sister friend.
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    bro, you'll never be a victim with those kick as ninja scars.
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Why not just throw acid in their eyes :dontknow:
     
  5. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    What about when someone shoots off your arms

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  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that .22 round is faggit.
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    ku-mah-tay! ku-mah-tay!
     
  8. Swayze

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    Ive been practicing hard

    I have a belt for them as well

    I can hit a manican from 6ft no prob but only in the chest and stomach
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i fucking hate manicans.
     
  10. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Those hit wont take down a Zombie, the head man, the head!!!!!!!
     
  11. Toothdecay

    Toothdecay New Member Banned User

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    I got a nice knife for killing zombies or opening mail, mostly used for mail
     
  12. Swayze

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    I hit it a few times in the neck but it wasnt by design

    Cut my finger and knuckle as well
     
  13. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  15. Swayze

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    :lol:

    That manican would be obliterated if he tried that bullshit in front of MY house

    Rest assured
     
  16. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Well-Known Member

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    I was always disappointed when I got ninja stars and they were not sharpened.
     
  17. fenderbaum

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    Do you have any nunchucks?
     
  18. Beer Can Cock

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    You need a katana sword if things get close
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    That must be a pain in the ass for your mailman to show his passport to border agents every single day.
     
  20. fenderbaum

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    i have a couple of sweet samurai swords that I inherited from a friend.