RECOMBINATE EBPOLA OUTBREAK IN THE CONGO

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    Another country has just reported an outbreak of Ebola and this outbreak one patient has a new strain a recombination of two different strains. Why are our borders still opened? Why is travel still allowed from Africa?? Why is the whole continent not quarantined??

    Congo declares Ebola outbreak in northern Equateur province
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    KINSHASA (Reuters) - Democratic Republic of Congo declared an Ebola outbreak in its northern Equateur province on Sunday after two out of eight cases tested came back positive for the deadly virus, Health Minister Felix Kabange Numbi said.

    A mysterious disease has killed dozens of people in Equateur in recent weeks but the World Health Organization had said on Thursday it was not Ebola.

    "I declare an Ebola epidemic in the region of Djera, in the territory of Boende in the province of Equateur," Kabange Numbi told a news conference.

    The region lies about 1,200 km (750 miles) north of the capital Kinshasa.

    Numbi said that one of the two cases that tested positive was for the Sudanese strain of the disease, while the other was a mixture between the Sudanese and the Zaire strain -- the most lethal variety. The outbreak in West Africa that has killed at least 1,427 people in West Africa since March is the Zaire strain.

    The World Health Organization said on Thursday that the disease which had killed at least 70 people in Equateur was a kind of hemorrhagic gastroenteritis. WTF is this

    A WHO spokesperson said the U.N. health agency could not confirm the results of the tests announced on Sunday, which were carried out by the Congolese authorities.

    (Reporting by Bienvenu-Marie Bakumanya; Writing by Daniel Flynn; Editing by Robin Pomeroy)
     
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    Time for total lock down.........Wake up White people.........
     
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    thanks Obma
     
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    our borders remain open because our great leaders want to destroy us.

    other than diamonds and petroleum, can anyone name another thing that has originated in africa that is beneficial to man/womankind???????
     
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    Because the people in charge of such things aren't ignorant dipshit morons who get afraid and squeal like schoolgirls whenever something they don't understand happens and run to Mommy Government to make them feel safe.

    ...but I'm guessing that wasn't the answer you were looking for.
     
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    I thought the thread title said Chicago :dontknow:
     
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    It's the beginning of the end!!! :grad:




    :ohnoes:
     
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    I'll miss the pygmies.
    God always punishes Her short peoples.
     
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    Fuck You, that's where I be!:punch:
     
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    Dont be a cannibal, dont eat monkeys or bats, dont pick up soiled bed clothes, or fuck men who have recently came from Ebola infected areas, and your chances of getting Ebola are just about 0.0

    #ThirdWorldProblems
     
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    I'd intended to do at least two of those.
    Especially the parts about fucking men and picking up soiled bed clothes.
     
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    Fucking men on spoiled bed clothes
     
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    or taking a huge throbbing cock up the ass while huffing soiled bed clothes ....aw yeah! ...good times :depressed:
     
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    lets be honest, we're talking predominately about black cock.
     
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    Sadly
     
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    monkey and bats are my faaaavvvvoratttee
     
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    Seriously, Ebola is going to spread all over that continent because men can spread it 6 weeks after surviving their infection.

    Generally white women...
     
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    Men gonna hunt; women gonna gather
     
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