Record For The Longest Piss Ever

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  1. blairg

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  2. walleye

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    Bullshit
     
  3. blairg

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    I say so too, but Guiness thinks otherwise.
     
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    I pissed 10 feet one time.
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    I've peed longer. You know you're drunk when you can just make a decision to stop peeing, because it's been long enough. Head against the wall and kidneys filtering and sustaining a steady stream.
     
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    fuck you
     
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    I wanna piss on a chicks face after I cum in her mouth
     
  8. walleye

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    36 minutes? Not seconds?
     
  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I was drinking beers in the back seat and somewhere between Schenectady and Syracuse, I pissed in a one gallon jug and pretty much filled it. Physics lesson of the day: Never try to pour out the contents of a milk jug at 75 mph. It doesn't flow the same as it does when you're at rest. Also, just pull over and piss on the side of the road. The 5 minutes you lose in time will be worth it in the end.
     
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    the fuck?
     
  11. walleye

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    Crazy fucker
     
  12. DogStar69

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    Howard holds the record he has been pissing on his fans for 3 years.
     
  13. Billy Brown

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    :jj: I got out just as the piss storm was starting