News Red, white and boobs: Americans boast the world's biggest breasts

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  1. EndOfLine

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    USA! USA! USA!

    http://www.nydailynews.com/life-sty...boast-world-biggest-breasts-article-1.2692447

    The U.S. is the breast country in the world.

    American women have the biggest boobs across the globe, with the average babe’s bosom measuring a D-cup (which would be an F in European sizes).

    The Journal of Female Health Sciencesbusted out this eye-raising new research after analyzing the volume of breast tissue in 342,000 women ages 28-30 in 108 different countries. They only surveyed ladies who were not pregnant or breastfeeding — and those whose boobs were not surgically enhanced — to get the most natural measurements.

    “Women born in the U.S.A have by far larger breasts than women in any other country, while women born in Africa and Asia, particularly in the East Asian countries, have the smallest breast volumes,” the writers marveled in their report.

    The researchers curiously divided American women into Caucasians and Non-Caucasians — which they didn’t do with any other countries — and found that white Americans are bustier overall, although all U.S. ladies on average are still more well-endowed than the rest of the world.

    Our Canadian sisters boast the second biggest busts with an average “E” cup size, according to the European scale, with Irish and Polish women topping Europe’s most ample bosoms.

    But believe it or not, obesity isn’t the reason why the Americans’ golden arches are so super-sized. The report noted that while larger cup sizes in countries such as England and Spain are tied to body weight, women born in the U.S. and Canada, including athletes, had bigger boobs regardless of what their scales said. This is because white North American breasts tend to be rounder than the racks of white women born in other countries, and rounder boobs have more volume.


    1. USA

    2. Canada

    3. Ireland

    4. Poland

    5. United Kingdom

    SMALLEST BREASTS

    1. The Philippines

    2. Malaysia

    3. Bangladesh

    4. Samoa

    5. Solomon Islands
     
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    Great pics.
     
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    I figured you've never seen tits before.
     
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    We average D cups? Don't think so.
     
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    Correct, in direct proportion to our percentage of land whales.

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    Well, I wasn't part of this survey, that's for sure .... :depressed:
     
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    You ever see the udder slings at a Wal Mart?
     
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    God the Phillipines. I can personally attest to that shit.
     
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    I was thinking that too - however:

    "But believe it or not, obesity isn’t the reason why the Americans’ golden arches are so super-sized. The report noted that while larger cup sizes in countries such as England and Spain are tied to body weight, women born in the U.S. and Canada, including athletes, had bigger boobs regardless of what their scales said. This is because white North American breasts tend to be rounder than the racks of white women born in other countries, and rounder boobs have more volume."
     
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    A lot of fat chicks in the good old USA my brother.
     
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    Biggest panty size, too.
     
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    That's great, but I'm sure the amount of fatties tips the scale, so to speak.

    I'd be interested in a poll detailing which country has the best ratio of biggest breasts / least flabby bodies.
     
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    "Oh, I beg to differ."

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    I love it when you talk dirty like that!
     
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    Here is the study. BMI is discussed a little on page 282. There are naked boobies in the PDF.

     
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    Enhanced. Only naturals allowed in this thread.
     
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