Referring to Beth as Lovely is just a nice way of saying she's a retarded

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Referring to Beth as Lovely is just a nice way of saying she's retarded

    See Beth is like a dog .. the only time most dogs get compliments is when they DON'T shit inside the house..

    We pat them on the head and give them a treat just for the simple act of not taking a shit on your carpet...


    Being around Beth is like,... well have you ever been around a down syndrome baby?


    Everyone tells the parents ' Oh How CUTE' because no one has the heart to

    say.. hey your kid will be lucky to finish the 4th grade ...nope they just keep telling the parents how CUTE that kid is..


    Beth is the same way.. an almost model who was never tall enough and was just one horse shoe away from having looks good enough to make it on her own..

    But nature she can be cruel ...

    So no one has the heart to tell Beth that her looks are dimming and that everyday there is another younger and better looking taking the jobs she

    so wanted ... and the idea of Beth's talent making up for her now sagging boobs is well... silly


    Oh well, but Beth is lovely ... and best of all has never taken a shit on the carpet that we know of
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Oh, bless her heart.
     
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    beth is a very simple woman....the only thing you can see about her is she's pretty. she's not particularly well-read, she certainly isn't intelligent or conversant on any adult topics and i don't think she's a very "nice" person.
    she's a fairly attractive shell of a human, but that's it.
     
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    I think there is a lot of truth and wisdom in this post^
     
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    They have to talk her up because it certainly does sound better than "The Dubai Cum Dumpster and show killer."
     
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    "Beth is adorable"
    -Katie Couric
     
  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    google image that word see how many grown up women you get

    most of results are kittens and retarded kids
     
  8. HowieStearn

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    "beff is a very simple Polish woman"


    ..arent they all
     
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    JessOnCrack Check out my maniacal laugh! Banned User

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    When guys tell me Im cute Im just like "wow, one step below pretty and one step above average" THANKS lol
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    your hot
     
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    thanks :)
     
  12. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :hat:
     
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    Perhaps you missed her caterpillar post in which she clearly showed that she is operating as a FUNCTIONAL retard. You owe Beth an apology
     
  14. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    i am torry

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    Dank you
     
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    Quoted for truth, justice, and the american way. Even a stupid book about dog anecdotes had to be ghostwritten for her. She's almost a drooling thing.

    prior to latching onto howard like a remora, no telling how many "actors" and finance guys she sucked off once a piece and saved the goods in jars labeled and dated.
     
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    Thank goodness for revisionism.

    Beth is now a hopeless romantic that fell in love the moment she saw Howard. She is a crusading champion of animals that gets hers from 'rescue breeders'. She was an international supermodel. An actress, a regular on Letterman and acclaimed television host.

    Some day she may just get to drop the 'beautiful' and 'lovely' tags after all of her new accomplishments in her previous life.
     
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    They also refer to her as "so sweet."
     
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    Beth the Retard:lol:
     
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    You mean that avatar is really you?

    Why dont we get told this from the start