Regarding Woodchucks

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by lance317, Jan 11, 2018.

  1. lance317

    lance317 Well-Known Member VIP

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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
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  2. RH Goatcabin

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    Stop it. You're hurting your brand. :up:
     
  3. walleyeslayer2

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    They would chuck as much as a woodchuck could. Depends on the woodchuck.
     
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    Don't talk about ChuckZ like that.
     
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  5. lance317

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    Goatcabin doesn't like these important threads of mine and it hurts given the painstaking effort involved in handcrafting these posts one at a time :crying:
     
  6. NipplesAndToes23

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    Lance is one of those names that when you hear it you already know the guy is gonna be a faggot.
     
  7. BrulesRules

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    What's next, a thread about Old McDonald and his farm?
     
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    Thanks this is going to keep me up at night.
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    He just copy/pastes one of his 7 different phrases. I heard it might even auto fill for him.
     
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    I like Lance better when he has hot chicks AVs
     
  11. lance317

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    you know you are winning when the bar hates you, jesus h this is a tough crowd.
     
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    I envision you sucking on male nipples and toes.
     
  13. NipplesAndToes23

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    So you're thinking about a dude sucking up on another dude. Thanks for proving my point, Lance.
     
  14. lance317

    lance317 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Well now that we got that out of the way.
     
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    Don't worry about this guy lance, he went 0-17 in Fantasy football this season...He's as queer as the What What In the Butt guy.
     
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    Brulesdoesnotrule
     
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    that hurts man
     
  18. lance317

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    Fuck It's gonna be a 2-cup of coffee kind of morning here
     
  19. RH Goatcabin

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    I care about you sir, hence the tough love. :nojj:
     
  20. lance317

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    Well, you did practically save Jame's life, so I can accept that, thank you.