@Reggae Mistress

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  1. garypagetwo

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    maybe she's busy? real men probably want her attention.
     
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    shut it, blob
     
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    U tell'em Gar o_O
     
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    Page trolling for some steel drum poon. :umunch:
     
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    she's busy. wait till she comes up for air.
     
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    Small boy. :nojj:
     
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    FUCK YEA GAR!
     
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    you make it sound like shes trapped between your fat rolls or something
     
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    not anymore dude.
     
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    The only interest she'd have in you issue that of a mom looking at one of her sons dweeb friends. Face it small boy, she's so far out of your league it's ridiculous.
     
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    :freebird:Reggae Mistress please send me another pic...
    I think I'm gonna be sick :freebird:
     
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    A real man never tells. You do not disrespect women.
     
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    small girl, then.
     
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    @Reggae Mistress is busy having real sex with real people, Gar. Don't you have some Tinder matches to bother?
     
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    He does better on Tindog
     
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    Can you afford to buy her a ticket to Oslo?
     
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    Gary how long has it been since you've seen a woman naked IRL?
     
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    He won't fuck you dude. At least not for free: two tombstones is gar's min charge.
     
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