Regular Caller Tommy From Malden Is Committing Suicide by Howard

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    There's no doubt about it: Tommy from Malden, one of the few callers Howard puts through on his show due to his hard-won reputation as a faithful, ass-kissing superfan, is deliberately attempting to have Howard kill him off from the Stern world.

    This morning Howard picked up on Tommy for a reliably non-threatening conversation. Instead, Tommy, who has earned his own theme song due to the frequency of his innocuous, flattering calls, asked Howard if Wolfie gets paid for his contributions to the show. (Howard devoted probably 15 minutes this morning to interviews Wolfie recorded at a beer convention.) Howard said he did, and Gary confirmed it over the talk box. Tommy then asked Howard if he knew how much Elephant Boy was paid for all the interviews he does for Lieberman Live. "How much?" Howard asked. "Bus fare," Tommy answered.

    Howard laughed.

    Tommy, undeterred by Howard's chuckling, then asked why Sirius, a billion dollar company, isn't paying their contributors.

    "Why are you so concerned anyway, Tommy?" Howard demanded. "Sit back and enjoy the show and relax."

    "I care about Elephant Boy," Tommy replied. "I'm trying to help a ni99er out."

    With that, Howard thanked Tommy and hung up.

    Yesterday Tommy called in and asked, "You're the King of Free Speech, right?" Howard said he was. Tommy asked Howard if he thought political correctness was ruining this country. Howard said it isn't; he said political correctness is a good thing. Howard reminded us all that it used to be okay to call black people "the n-word," which Howard finds terribly offensive. (Unless it's in a song performed an African American, Howard reminded us last week. In that case, Howard loves to hear "the n-word.")

    "Why are we even calling it 'the n-word'?" Tommy asked. "It's ni99er."

    Howard again defended political correctness, but Tommy didn't let it go. "Gary the Retard should be called Gary the Retard," Tommy added. Rather than address the issue, Howard made fun of Tommy's Massachusetts accent and said he had to move on. Howard later followed up that call with one from the rare generic caller, who insisted Tommy apologize to Robin.

    Tommy then sent this tweet, copying Howard and a few fellow superfans: "KING, R UStill My Ni99a?" He engaged in many other conversations congratulating him for calling out the King of Free Speech, and basked in what he'd done.

    And as was pointed out here this weekend, Tommy tweeted that he'd pimped out Beth before she was 13:

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    For once I'm actually interested in hearing what Tommy has to say the next time he's on the air, if the guys haven't already decided to ban him. I'd love to hear what's made him finally snap out of his Stern disillusionment.
     
  2. boomer1976

    boomer1976 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Wonder what the angle is or is this legit? Would be cool to see more people rail against the hypocrite Howard show.
     
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    aquadog Well-Known Member

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    He'll never be on the air again.
     
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  4. EddyG

    EddyG MORON Banned User

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    missed it.Tommy tweets me allot,he is ok
     
  5. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    It's got to be legit. He's doing things he knows better than to do as a trusted caller. You don't joke about Beth being a prostitute. You don't confront Howard about not paying his contributors. You don't keep using the word ni99er around Howard when he's trying so hard to pretend he's righteously offended by it.
     
  6. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    unless this is Hmus proving how he takes callers with other opinions.
     
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    I guess soon we'll be hearing Bobo call in and ask if Beth has a big clit or how often Howard sends his wig to the cleaners...
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of regular callers, too bad "Vince" was finally able to suck some money out of Howard. That douchebag has been calling for years with his sob story about being broke, unable to work, and his wife having a fatal disease. This time he even threw in a clearly fake story about his cat dying.
     
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    howard said political correctness is a good thing? you've got to be shitting me
     
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    When I sent him a tweet saying he's an ass kisser he came back with this gem then blocked me

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  11. BethSucks

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    So the cat dying scored him cash over his wife's illness, fuck Howard and the fucking cats.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Tommy From Malden needs to sign up here to complete his suicide.
     
  13. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    That should come as no surprise. Eric the Midget became Eric the Actor. Gary the Retard became Gary the Conqueror. Wendy the Retard became Wendy the Slow Adult. Jeff the Drunk became Jeff the Bore. The Homo Room became the Homosexual Room ...
     
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    Tommy from Malden is around.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    And the Howard Stern Show became the View.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Someone with power had a long talk with him.
     
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    Inspired me to pull this clip... @0:58 "It was just a good excuse to sit there and call a guy a niggеr."

     
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    Homos and radio niggaz.

     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Give the guy a break, he was only 50 at the time. How was he supposed to know he was flagrantly using hurtful language that he'd later villainize anyone else for using?