Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by bennymuso, Aug 23, 2015.
Who or what would you like to come back as?
A better human.
I'd like to come back as one of your bad threads. Here, let me give you some new thread ideas:
How often do you vacuum?
When you scratch down there, do you sniff your fingers?
What's your favorite pet food and why?
What's your favorite season of the year?
How many paper clips are in your desk right now?
Either this guy:
Or this guy:
I can't decide. Either one would be fucking AWESOME though.
Your mothers rectal thermometer
A really sticky piece of poop.
Like, the kind that either is imbeded in asshole hair or just won't shake off in general and then - with one wipe - there is an explosive mess and the person either needs to shower or use half a roll trying to clear the situation up.