Relationships advice thread.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Hateman, Feb 8, 2012.

  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    There was one of these back at the old site. What people were saying was pretty interesting and could be helpful.

    Any advice for the day?
     
  2. Lever

    Lever New Member Banned User

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  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Don't say they're acting like their mother.
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Lick my balls
     
  5. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Haha good one.
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    compromise is critical! :grad:
     
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    Document, document, document.
    If you suspect something; research, get the facts, and DOC-U-MENT
    Then when the time comes, lay it all out....with the proof and the facts
     
  8. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    daddy complex
     
  9. darthnilus

    darthnilus New Member

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    'yes dear'. learn these words
     
  10. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    Be financially independent and don't have kids.
     
  11. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Sex on the regular.

    Who gives a fuck how tired you are or how busy your day is/was. Its one of the keys to relationship maintenance. Also, "I have a headache." is an invalid excuse because sex/orgasms are actually proven to relieve headaches.
     
  12. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    disconnect the light in the laundry room...why have a stroke cause your wife never shuts it off
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Telling a woman to "calm down" is a sure fire way to get her to relax
     
  14. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    people don't stop having sex because they are bored. They stop because they are hurt or angry.
     
  15. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I like this one!
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    never say "you look good in that dress"

    cause that ain't enough
     
  17. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    It removes the main reason peoples marriages fall apart.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Make your relationships a competition and make sure you always win
     
  19. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    this x infinity
     
  20. whatsit

    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    How do you score?