Releasing of the dove at a funeral doesn't go so well

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Nov 26, 2014.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    the shot puting of the dove at a funeral can be a thing of beauty...

    bonus point to the other stupid motherfucker that doesn't know how to hold the phone the right way


     
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    da dove done died

    liberal idealist.... The dove hit the glass ceiling blacks know all to well.

    racer.....fuckin' dove was too lazy to fly.
     
  3. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Well the departed is screwed now.
     
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    its the white racist dove's fault
     
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    I believe the Reverend will be having the dove for dinner today.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    I'm surprised the dove didn't work ..... it's white
     
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    Why does he call it a goat? "if I had wings like this goat"
     
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    If the dove understood Ebonics, it might have known that he was getting his cue to fly... Poor thing :(
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I can't look
     
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    Guy might want to look up how to relase a dove next time. I'm no expert, but I'm thinking I'd just sort of open my hands up high and the dove would fly away. That way the delicate little dove wouldn't have to endure 10 g's of force.
    Oh well...some hawk just got deprived of a nice snack.
     
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    "oooh, didnt fly"
    -the reggies
     
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    The pork chop grease transferred from the hands to the wings made the wings too heavy for flight.
     
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    We should have known the dove was in trouble when the reverend mentioned he had named it George.

    Definitely too much hugging and squeezing going on there. :jj:

     
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    No, that dove was white.
     
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    .....
     
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    The Reverend is just like Wiggy.
    "Just the other day the guy said to me I wish I could fly just like a duub".
    Yeah right.
     
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    Call PETA, stat.
     
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    He threw the best poor dove like a paper plane