Remember back in the day they used to say soon we would be living in a push button world?

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  1. dawg

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    I prefer this hand dryer, dont have to push a button.

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    I prefer paper towels, fuck those noisy ass air driers!
     
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    Directions:

    1) Push button to start

    2) Rub hands together vigorously under warm air

    3) Wipe hands on pants
     
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    We have come a long way from this.

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    all we do is push buttons all day long.
     
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    I NEVER use those things, I end up just shaking my hands like a fayg. I don't wanna blow around and breathe in other people's shit fumes.

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    Apparently The Linq hotel now has computers at the Front Desk to check guests in ..... :dontknow:
     
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    All the hand dryers in nyc are from a company in Yonkers. So whenever I dry my hands after a poop I think of @Bro
     
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    I would say we are on our way to beyond buttons even!
     
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    Hand dryers are up too high- I'm short and the water drips up my arms :bigcry:
     
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    Damn! How often do you shit in public restrooms in NYC?!?! I would imagine that is a nightmare!
     
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    Ahh yes, the touch screen. Indeed.
     
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    I heard that these are actually quite filthy
    you slide your hands into dry them and they hit the frame which is covered in the shit and piss of all the people
    who used it before you
     
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    :jj: I don't mean to laugh at your strife, but it is kinda funny! Would never think of that, but damn it i understand ya!
     
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    And then on to beyond screens!
     
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    I want my Jetsons car dammit.
     
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