remember having phone sex with some chick and after you cum she wants to just talk?

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  1. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    and after you shoot your load, she starts talking a normal conversation? I would just hang up on her mid-sentence.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    so you listened to her talk for hours afterward?
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    skype and chill
     
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    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Lamest thread of the year
    You absolutely suck at original thread ideas, take this post as a hint if you get any more I'd be surprised.
     
  6. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Look at my messages to likes ratio......... NIGGA.
     
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    Well, you were paying $4.99 a minute.
     
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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    That's a thousand likes for every post. Check that shit out.
     
  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Or ten or a hundred. I got a D in applied math in college.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    You've never even spoken to a female on the phone other than your mom, aunts, and grandmother.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I just tell her I have a mess to clean up and I'll call her right back but then never do. Haha
     
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    Biscuit, Rubber. :nojj:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    I'm sure you have vast experience in turning away women.
     
  14. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Sam my go back to your own board
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Also the only time that happened we fell asleep on stickam around the same time. I miss my futon