Remember Mr Kruger from Seinfeld, he shot himself in the head attempting suicide

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Let me guess... He listened to howard's show yesterday and today and couldnt take anymore of the AGT talk.

    I kinda feel the same way. Guess its a good thing i dont own any firearms.
     
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    Someone call Dr. Van Nostrum - sounds like the guy was having some serious health problems with one leg already amputated.
     
  4. eliasbboy

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    Do NOT listen to that 911 call if you want to remain in a good mood.
     
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    Attempted Sideways...
     
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    Asshley New Member Banned User

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    How do you miss shooting yourself in the head and then dial a phone number without being able to open your eyes?
     
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    Mr. Pitt just died a few weeks ago. Curse of the Seinfeld bosses?
     
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    Well fuck, Elias -- now I just HAVE to hear it.
     
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    If you listen really good you can hear a voice in the background say, "It's a Festivus miracle!"
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    But I'll wait until after I'm done eating my Nature Valley granola bar. And cleaning the 2000 crumbs it produced off my desk.
     
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    911 Operator: Your sister's name is Donna?
    Kruger: Yes
    911 Operator: Do you know her phone number off the top of your head?

    [​IMG]
     
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    You know God hates you when he won't even let you kill yourself. :coffee:
     
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    LOL! That totally went over my head.
     
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    Not a very good advertisement for Colt .38s.
     
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    Hmm. My mood has not been affected.
     
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    Sucks, if you are gonna shoot yourself slit your wrists first. It's sad. I stopped listening when he said he can't open his eyes, he probably went blind.
     
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    That's one main reason I wouldn't ever shoot myself. I've known people to go blind, blow their face off, etc., and then have to live with THAT in addition to whatever drove them to it in the first place... I've also had a couple of relatives successfully kill themselves, and seen the devastation it brought on the family.
     
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    if i ever did myself in, it would be in a way i'm guaranteed not to live - jump in front of a train, grenade in the gut, put my head between robin's ass and her chair, or get between beff and a red carpet.
     
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    temple? it probably went right through,fucked up his oculomotor nerve and shit


    i doubt he's "clinging to life"....sounds alright,considering
     
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    Too funny!!! I completely missed that as well!!