Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Apple the cat, Aug 21, 2014.
Me neither, but it was probably...
nope. wasnt posting with him then
that's a myth.
Are you saying he's a virgin???
a retarded one
I think the last chick he banged was on the Challenger space shuttle.
He said recently that he hasn't touched pussy in six years.
It has got to be closer to 8 or 9 years, now.
He has been saying 5 years for the last 3 or 4....
No it isn't, but it does add to the Schmoopy Urban Legends list.
Nice av, freeloader.
What was the number one song on the Billboard charts the week you last got laid?
The closest he's gotten to pussy is the length of the umbilical cord.
You tell me.
We could start a kickstarter/gofundme and send a whore over to Oreck. Anyone in?