Remember the last time Schmoopy got laid?

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  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Me neither, but it was probably...

     
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    nope. wasnt posting with him then
     
  3. blotchy

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    Shivvy VIP Extreme Gold

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    :jj:
     
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  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    :jj:
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    that's a myth.
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Are you saying he's a virgin???
     
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  10. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    a retarded one :grad:
     
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  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    I think the last chick he banged was on the Challenger space shuttle.
     
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  12. Chriza

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    He said recently that he hasn't touched pussy in six years.







    :nojj:
     
  13. Satori Brah

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    It has got to be closer to 8 or 9 years, now.

    He has been saying 5 years for the last 3 or 4....
     
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  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    No it isn't, but it does add to the Schmoopy Urban Legends list.
     
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  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    Nice av, freeloader.:lol:
     
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  17. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    What was the number one song on the Billboard charts the week you last got laid? :munch:
     
  18. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    The closest he's gotten to pussy is the length of the umbilical cord. :ucoffee:
     
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  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    You tell me.

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  20. BethsFeet

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    We could start a kickstarter/gofundme and send a whore over to Oreck. Anyone in?
     
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