Remember the last time Schmoopy got laid?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Apple the cat, Aug 21, 2014.

  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Me neither, but it was probably...

     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    nope. wasnt posting with him then
     
  3. blotchy

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  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    :jj:
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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  6. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :jj:
     
  7. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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  8. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    that's a myth.
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Are you saying he's a virgin???
     
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  10. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    a retarded one :grad:
     
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  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    I think the last chick he banged was on the Challenger space shuttle.
     
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  12. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    He said recently that he hasn't touched pussy in six years.







    :nojj:
     
  13. Satori Brah

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  14. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    It has got to be closer to 8 or 9 years, now.

    He has been saying 5 years for the last 3 or 4....
     
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  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    No it isn't, but it does add to the Schmoopy Urban Legends list.
     
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  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Nice av, freeloader.:lol:
     
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  17. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    What was the number one song on the Billboard charts the week you last got laid? :munch:
     
  18. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    The closest he's gotten to pussy is the length of the umbilical cord. :ucoffee:
     
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  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You tell me.

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  20. BethsFeet

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    We could start a kickstarter/gofundme and send a whore over to Oreck. Anyone in?
     
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