Stern Show Remember When Beth Broke Her Foot?

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank

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    This morning, I was listening to the 8-14-06 Stern Show, which was the first day back after what seems like at least the 6th week of vacation they took in 2006. Over the break, Bababooey's father died. Howard said that he couldn't go to the wake because as he was preparing to go, Beth fell on the stairs and broke her foot. My initial thought was that Howard was just lying because he didn't want to go to the wake. But then I remembered that Beth is a raging alcoholic, so it is likely that she fell in a drunken stupor. If my second theory is true, then Beth probably should have gone to rehab back in 2006 to get help with her problem.
     
  2. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    It didn't stop her from hobnobbing in the Hamptons...

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    So THAT'S why they call you a lawyer!
     
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    Howard probably forced her to wear a fake cast just to back up the story.
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    And the wig fag couldn't go by himself?!? I fckn hated him 100% more after he did that.
     
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    They shoot horses, don't they?
     
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    remember when i challenged lil larry last week and he pussed out?
     
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    I remember Howard making it sound like her foot was dangling by a single tendon, and that he might have been called upon to perform the foot-saving surgery himself, so he couldn't leave, Robin!

    It was total bs.

    In the .000000000001% chance that it wasn't complete bs, they would have known she was going to be fine within an hour of her spraining/breaking her foot/ankle, leaving Howard free to pay his respects.

    It's astonishing how little Howard would have needed to do over the years to appear almost human: an hour at Gary's dad's funeral, an extra hour at Gary and Mary's dinner party, one 10-minute "good luck and goodbye" call to Artie, etc.

    I think he secretly gets off on not doing those things/going that extra "human" mile.

    My only wish is that by the time Howard dies they've invented an afterlife video camera, so we can use Howard's footage as a kind of "Scared Straight" for living as a decent human being.

    Can you imagine, if karma is a real thing, and if where we go is based on our actions in this lifetime, what's waiting for him?

    :bug: :scream: :surprised: :chair: :scat:
     
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    And then a sickness none of us here predicted, just fell out of the sky afflicting poor Wig Vomit.

    This of course made it impossible to attend Boy Gary's mother's services.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Monster looks bloated and hungover. It sure is a beady eyed monster without a team to put that thing together and then the hours of PS. If that thing really had broken it's foot it would be hurting too much to hobble around in the grass no less to buy outlet crap. This is all BS so monster could make the wig happy and it could spend as much as it wanted. It such a predictable twat.

    Jesus look at those rock hard wonky hockey pucks. Mooose's hard tits probably don't move but it is vomitus to look at that greasy thing braless. An inch of black regrowth in the fuzzy bleached hair. Moooses foot doesn't appear to be swollen. The only thing that outfit and smile are missing is coke horn necklace.

    I would love to hear all the conversations about mooose and wiggy at the parties they weren't invited to.
    It's just too funny monster cant keep any friends. They all want something. Even the skanks won't hang around monster. How does that thing sleep knowing what a joke it has become. A joke that is told at every party.


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  12. Tracy

    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    She sure looks different here than she looks today. Unusual for cheeks to get larger with age :scratch:
     
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    Jeez, what a class A bitch.
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    It's rarely referenced, but she was HAMMERED at their celebrity wedding. See my avatar for proof. That was in 2007 I believe.
     
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    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    The lush couldn't even get in the car by herself.
     
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    She has like monkey toes. The toes are the same size and bigger than the big toe.
     
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    She was all like "woo hoo! I did it!!!"
     
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    Hit the gold diggers's lottery jackpot!
     
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    I believe she did hurt her hoof, I mean foot. You try and walk in high heals after you just drank a bottle of wine.
     
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