Stern Show Remember when Howard was obsessed with anal?

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  1. HowardsButtWipes

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    In my arrogance, after watching howard's eshow (2003) i asked a girl in my 6th grade class if she did anal. I was arrested and expelled from school. Does anyone know how howard's obsession with anal began?

    Maybe this was when Ralph was giving him anal
     
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    Were you the teacher?
     
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    It began with Ralph's cock
     
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    It began when he was born as a heterosexual male
     
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    It began with all the thermometers his mom would jam up his ass till he was 16.
     
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    Howard desperately wanted his first wife to stick her fingers up his asshole during sex. His desire for anal -- that is, having his own anus stimulated and penetrated -- eventually got so bad that he had to do it to himself in the shower. He writes about it in Private Parts.

    “What I figure is someone did fuck [Alison] in the ass and it was a disaster. All I know is that there’s no drug or liquor strong enough on the planet Earth to get her to do that. I even tried to ease her into it by sticking a finger or two up there but she freaked out and said she was uncomfortable. Finally, I asked her if she would do that to me. I even went on my TV show and during a takeoff on ‘The Newlywed Game’ that we called the Sternlywed’s Game, I said the one thing I’d like to do sexually that my wife won’t do is have fingers up the butt. Still nothing. So far, she’s gotten as far as spreading my cheeks apart. It got so bad that I tried to do it myself one night when I was in the shower. I lathered up my butt and put my finger up there, but I didn’t get turned on.”

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    He's never mentioned begging Beth to stick her fingers up his butt.
     
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    Speaking of asses, look at this pathetic tweet

     
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    Don't forget as well; when he was on that "mad tear", he got Barfus to use a dildo on his ass. Just what he always wanted. (It was mentioned on some
    confession he was doing on the show. Don't ask me exactly when. Just
    remember hearing it.)
     
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    "Was"?
     
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    I need you to tell me about the fuckin secret world of lesbians.
     
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    Barfus is a pretty funny name



























    For me to poop on
     
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    Jackie claims he invented the term "anal" so they could get away with saying that sex act on the radio without it being censored. For 1996 it was probably edgy to hear that discussed on the radio. Therefore like most successful bits, Howard milked it to death and would crowbar it into every interview. I guess he really thought the audience was dying to hear if people like Connie Chung did "anal."
     
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    Is that real or are you bull shitting?

    I wasn't that young when I was asking girls those questions, but not far off. I was in high school, maybe 9th grade, so 14? I was constantly asking girls if they would be into "3rd input" or "lesbianism". Different time perhaps. It was 1993 just after the book had come out. I'm actually carrying the thing around school and reading it in class when I had down time. No one said a word about it. I actually lent it out to 2 people to read. 1993 was a good year...
     
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    Did you hear Levy invented the joke about not having a funny bone in your body unless I fucked you?