Remember when Howie paid someone to teach him how to grill food?

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    :rofl: I would LOVE to know how much this guy scammed from Howie to teach him how to do something that is basically instinct to most of us. I mean, humans have only been cooking meat over fire since caveman days. :jj:

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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    I messed up my first time grilling. I shoved the beercan up my own ass. it was a complete failure. the chicken was very dry
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Howard paid someone to turn on his TV. He really did! Really! Seriously! The man is infantile. His Dad was right about him. He is a moron.
     
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    What the fuck is this faggot grilling?????????? Almonds and a beautiful soup????
     
  6. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    That was one of his shortest lived "hobbies", I imagine the smoke and the potential to be burned made it a bit too manly for him. Too bad, video of him running around with his summer scarf in flames would be priceless.
     
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    Beer can thick
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Oh yeah. Steve Raichlen.
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    Fishing was another one. Remember that? :jj:
     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    He singed his curls and quit.
     
  11. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    That's it. BBQ University :jj:
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    That had disaster written all over it too, a guy that is too impatient to read a book sitting in a boat waiting for a trout to bite his hook.
     
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    superstone Well-Known Member VIP

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    He doesn't have a friend/family member/neighbor to teach him? Oh that's right, we're talking about a filthy rich reclusive asshole.
     
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  14. EmperorsNewCaps

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    Who has no friends, his family hates him and the nearest neighbor would require a 20-minute limo ride to visit.
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Haven't you heard? Howard is a man of the people. If your definition of "man" is a scarf wearing homo who hates vaginas, gets manicures and watches Dancing With the Stars.
     
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    EmperorsNewCaps Member

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    If I remember correctly, his on-air explanation for giving it up was that his family didn't shower him with over-the-top praise and glory, they just ate HIS food and said thank you.
     
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    Beer can thick chicken?

     
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    a perfect MARBLED steak.
     
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    I missed the boat on this I could have made a truck pad of cash teaching any idiot to grill. I would have double it teaching that dopey side kick Robin how to swim
     
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    I vaguely remember this. He was pissed about paying for food :jj:
     
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