Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Aug 31, 2016.
We just had a Skype call. Such a face....such a voice....
Did you offer her a McChicken sandwich?
My heart is fluttering so much right now.
I think I'm going to tell her how I feel.
what could go wrong?
this will end badly
She turns her head to the side and flips her hair and it just makes my heart melt.
You must have faith in true love, Charles.
Is her name gorilla rilla?
No. Her name is Tania and she's wonderful.
This isn't Fire Crotch is it?
No. She's my coworker in Ukraine. Fire Crotch is just a chick I occasionally bang.
From Russia With Love...
Dude, be a dude.
What's his name?
Ha! You see there, I made you look like a homosexual!
Mess with the bull get the horns!