Remember when I told everyone I was going to make Chinese Moo Shu?

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  1. Bro

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    It turns out it was really simple. You have to put in some knife work but it's well worth it.

    It only took me 15 minutes to cut the carrots.

    But first, I went to the market.

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    good lord, i'm so drunk drunk and this is what God offers me?


    go on without me bro, i can't be saved.
     
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    BAC .20
     
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    *"fuck you!" as i stumble into the gutter
     
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    Thanks for the ringing endorsement Freddy.

    As for myself. I can't feel my legs.
     
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    I cannot wait.
     
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    Classy :thumbup2:
     
  9. Bro

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    24's at a dollar a piece.
     
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    I went with green cabbage. As if I could find nappa cabbage.


    Tamari is gluten free but that doesn't even matter. It's the superior soy sauce.


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    No.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Can you just once throw a slab of meat in all those greens. Talk about boring.
     
  13. Bro

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    Making match stick carrots. Talk about BORING.

    And try not to cut a finger off.
     
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    That knife could slice up a chicken breast real nicely. All I'm saying.
     
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    I'm looking for shortcuts to cutting carrots but that's what I have a knife for, right?

    Meanwhile, I minced garlic and ginger and chopped scallions separating the white from the green for the most part.

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    Poor bro
     
  17. Bro

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    Pour me another DRINK! AMIRIGHT?
     
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    No thanks. I quit coursing
     
  19. Bro

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    This thread is going to get so many likes tomorrow.
     
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    No stupid. Pour ME another drink.

    What a dumb fuck.