Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Sep 13, 2012.
I don't need your fucking advice anymore.
I'm going to have Chicken, Diced Potatoes, and a Salad.
wanna know how to cook a salad?
I got the Potato thing down too.
potatoes are great in every way except scalloped
Thats with cream sauce, right?
Au Gratin is with cheese. I'm going to need a chick to make that for me, I can't comprehend Au Gratin.
Which phase of the chicken did you master? Choking?
You need to keep track of my threads, LHJ.
Just go buy a box of potatoes au gratin. Just add boiling water, milk and butter and bake. Delicious cheesy goodness. Just don't check your blood pressure for a day or two after you consume all of the sodium in that stuff.
Milk? I hate buying milk, it always goes bad, and I start dry heaving removing it from the fridge.
I need a chick for that stuff.
You obviously can't get a woman either.
nobody under 60 calls females "chicks". Who do you think you are fonzi
Chicken grilled with propane.
Look, all I know is that you are older than me, douchebag.
You are going to provide me guidance on how to go through AARP, Social Security, and Medicare.
Sing to the tune of "Cocaine" by Clapton.
If you wanna get warm
When you're down on the farm
If you live in the sticks
And your income is fixed
I guess its how you take care of yourself because if you look 20 years older than i do.
Another difference is you will rely in social security.
Have fun cleaning ship toilets.
Tomtom's boner for Dave is so precious.
Also, I am 32 and call chicks chicks. I've called chicks chicks since for forever. Thank you.