Remember when I was asking how to cook chicken? Well, I'm a master now.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I don't need your fucking advice anymore.

    I'm going to have Chicken, Diced Potatoes, and a Salad. :dancin:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    wanna know how to cook a salad? :c
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I got the Potato thing down too. :dance:
     
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    potatoes are great in every way except scalloped
     
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Thats with cream sauce, right?

    Au Gratin is with cheese. I'm going to need a chick to make that for me, I can't comprehend Au Gratin.
     
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    yes. gross
     
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    Which phase of the chicken did you master? Choking?
     
  10. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :rolleyes:

    You need to keep track of my threads, LHJ.

    Grilling.
     
  11. wetback

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    post pics
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Just go buy a box of potatoes au gratin. Just add boiling water, milk and butter and bake. Delicious cheesy goodness. Just don't check your blood pressure for a day or two after you consume all of the sodium in that stuff.
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Milk? I hate buying milk, it always goes bad, and I start dry heaving removing it from the fridge. :c

    I need a chick for that stuff.
     
  14. tomtom

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    You obviously can't get a woman either.

    :secret: nobody under 60 calls females "chicks". Who do you think you are fonzi
     
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    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Chicken grilled with propane. :jj:
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Look, all I know is that you are older than me, douchebag.

    You are going to provide me guidance on how to go through AARP, Social Security, and Medicare. :c
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Sing to the tune of "Cocaine" by Clapton.


    If you wanna get warm
    When you're down on the farm
    Propane
    If you live in the sticks
    And your income is fixed
    Propane
     
  18. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    I guess its how you take care of yourself because if you look 20 years older than i do.

    Another difference is you will rely in social security. :jj:

    Have fun cleaning ship toilets.
     
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    :slick:
     
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    Tomtom's boner for Dave is so precious.



    Also, I am 32 and call chicks chicks. I've called chicks chicks since for forever. Thank you.
     
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